Facebook Statuses About Housework

Sometimes, housework simply has to be done, but although it is an unwelcome chore it does provide the ingredients for some funny Facebook posts. Housework Facebook statuses definitely have comedy value. If you take the time to compose some housework Facebook statuses, you will get a good response. But if you don't have time to write something, why not pick one of the housework Facebook statuses we have here?

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My husband wants to know why I am so tired at night? Update honey: The cleaning fairy, laundry fairy,cooking fairy, and nanny fairy all found jobs that pay.
Ctrl + ALT + delete ->Task Manager ->Clean the house. TA-DA! Right? Hmm, what happened? That should've worked! Oh well guess I have to manually override program
If you are sitting on your lazy arse eating breakfast off of paper plates while wearing P.J.'s with a big Pepsi stain down the front it's probably time to do some housework!! Wish me luck!! lol
Any friends suffering with OCD's?... starting group meetings at my house, & if any1 feels the urge to tidy up, I wont stop u
Wishing I had an automated house that cooked and cleaned with the push of a button. That would be nice.
having an "all about me day" ME cleaning the house, ME doing dishes ME doing laundry, and ME taking the rubbish out! Me,Me,ME. If only I wasn't so self-centered!
Read an article today that said vodka cleans so many things in your house. I tried it today and it worked! The more I drank, the cleaner my house looked!!
is thinking I should have left the cobwebs where the were. They could have passed for Halloween decorations.
Why is it my job to clean the toilet. I am not the one with the bad aim! :/
thinks that it's funny how so often people don't notice or show any appreciation for what you do until you stop. And then... they're the ones who feel let down.
is gonna be productive today... Eventually! :D
is House Hunting today! I'm SURE that there is a house under all this clutter, laundry and dust!
Housework never killed anyone, but let's be on the safe side...
has decided to get off Facebook & do their housework let's see how long this is gonna last before their phone says Facebook Message
Had a little chat with the laundry room tonight. We decided that we really need to see more of each other. We'll meet again tomorrow over Tide and tequila. :)
Today is a "nothing" day, which means housework, laundry, dishes, cooking, trash, recycling... you know, all the "nothings" that pile up after a while.
is going to tackle dirty windows today...whew it was hard, but I finally got all the blinds closed :- )
is wondering who kidnapped the housework fairy! They failed to turn up here yet again!


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