Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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"What an idiot." -Hermione Granger
Imagine! All hell would break loose if Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and Twilight:Breaking Dawn were released on the same day! :0 ya, it's scary.
Last summer i was on my way to Camp Half-Blood when i took a wrong turn and ended up at Hogwarts where when I went into the closet i ended up in Narnia!:)
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." -Albus Dumbledore
-Dobby the free Elf
You: *runs into the wall*
Rule 38 of Hogwarts: I must not interrupt and shout 'WOO! Way to go' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.
363. The Knights of Ni are not after Sir Cadogen. I will not warn them, and hire people to shout Ni at them from the halls
Can you imagine how annoying it would be if J.K Rowling wrote "And then Harry Potter woke up from the long dream"
when Harry steps onto platform 9 3/4 you know shits going down
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"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?" Albus Dumbledore
I'm not obsessed with Harry Potter, I just talk about it 24/7, quote it continually, and constantly wish that I was at Hogwarts... oh, wait a minute...
Rule 28 of Hogwarts: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"
Not-to-self: Never follow an old lady into a dark, magical village - they may turn into a giant snake. Be warned.
"For your detention today Mr. Potter you will be reading." said Snape, " You will be reading the worse book in the world... Twilight." Harry "NOOO!!"
The last twilight movie i saw hundreds of people screamed "It's EDWARD!" But me and my buddy screamed "It's Cedric Diggori back from the dead!" HARRY POTTER!
Rule 23 of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood is not to be nominated for Quidditch commentations.


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