Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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Harry Potter Facebook Statuses
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"I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.." Fred and/or George Weasley
Okay, I got the map, you have the owl, now all we need is someone with a flying car license. :)
Things I will not do at Hogwarts: I will not say 'Dude, get a life' to Lord Voldermort
Team Lupin. The REAL Werewolf with MAGIC.
Rule 28 of Hogwarts: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
I will not lock Slytherian's and Gyffindor's in a room together and take bets to see which will come out alive
Can you imagine how annoying it would be if J.K Rowling wrote
"For the cleverest witch of you age, you can really be a dumbass. Ooh. Ten points for Dumbledore!" -Dumbledore to Hermione
Rule 42 of Hogwarts: "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice - no matter how powerful you think you may be
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Rule 34 of Hogwarts: I will not call the Wesley twins "bookends"
Things I will Not do at Hogwarts:
"How many of you out there see a single shoe on the side of the road and think 'Port-key' "
oh not kill, ever kill, sir. dobby just wanted to get harry potter hurt enough to get sent home. oh, damn. bad dobby bad dobby. BAD DOBBY!!!
Rule 26 of Hogwarts: It is not necessary to yell "BAM" every time I Apparate
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. No really, it told me. I speak parseltoungue.
Rule 24 of Hogwarts: I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
Rule 1 of Hogwarts: The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball


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