Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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First you killed Sirius, then you killed Dobby. I am coming to get you- BE WARNED
You will always be in my heart. I am not afraid to admit bawling when you died. I miss you! Love, me.
"For the cleverest witch of you age, you can really be a dumbass. Ooh. Ten points for Dumbledore!" -Dumbledore to Hermione
Rule 24 of Hogwarts: I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
Rule 42 of Hogwarts: "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice - no matter how powerful you think you may be
Who would win in a fight Harry Potter or Edward?
Fred Wesley: how are you feeling gorge? George Wesley: saint like. Fred Wesley: come again. George Wesley: I'm holey Fred, get it? I'm holey.
Rule 1 of Hogwarts: The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
OH! I FINALLY get it! The weirdly dressed people at Wal-mart are WIZARDS trying to pass as muggles! :)
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. No really, it told me. I speak parseltoungue.
Things I will Not do at Hogwarts:
Sometimes, you need a little happiness... and no that does not involve slipping Malfoy one of Snape's deadly potions.
Me: Shhh! I'm trying to get to Hogwarts through the Floo Network
Rule 34 of Hogwarts: I will not call the Wesley twins "bookends"
Rule 26 of Hogwarts: It is not necessary to yell "BAM" every time I Apparate
Rule 27 of Hogwarts: I will not dump a giant jar of sparkles in the Prefect's Bath right before Cedric goes in there.
"How many of you out there see a single shoe on the side of the road and think 'Port-key' "
oh not kill, ever kill, sir. dobby just wanted to get harry potter hurt enough to get sent home. oh, damn. bad dobby bad dobby. BAD DOBBY!!!


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