Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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Will be in Narnia with Harry Potter and Dustfinger. If you need me call Voldemort. Well gotta go my other personality says our magical rainbow is leaving.
The awkward moment when voldemort walks into a room and everyone is playing "I've got your nose"
Professor Snape: Vampires don't sparkle! 10 points from Hufflepuff! Cedric Diggory: Yeah they do! Snape: And how would you know? :/
zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again,
If you could be anyone in the Harry Potter series, who would you be and why? Comment below...
Fred Wesley: come again.
Team Harry, because a story about a Boy Who Lives and defeats the Dark Lord is much better than a sparkly love-sick vampire!!
Tree hugger beware of the womping willow.This tree will make YOU scarce before it will be
What a beautiful place to be with friends, Dobby is happy to be with their friend... Harry Potter.
Rule 31 of Hogwarts: If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
Harry- Because I have something worth living for.
needs help finding Platform 9 3/4.
I will not say 'Dude, get a life' to Lord Voldermort
Wonders why so many people go crazy over the Harry Potter movies. also wonders how many of them have actually read the books. The BOOKS Rule xD
Rule 9 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to joke about Remus Lupin's "time of the month"
Rule 20 of Hogwarts: It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
Ron: That's Lavender Brown, *slap* RACIST SISTER!!
I'm leaving because next year, I'm being transferred to Pig farts!


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