Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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Wonders why so many people go crazy over the Harry Potter movies. also wonders how many of them have actually read the books. The BOOKS Rule xD
If you could be anyone in the Harry Potter series, who would you be and why? Comment below...
Rule 5 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
"back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts it's all that I love, and all that i need at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS"
Harry Potter is a courageous, noble,wizard, and Edward is a sparkling vampire. Who is better. Do the math.
Tree hugger beware of the womping willow.This tree will make YOU scarce before it will be
is going to Narnia to find my magical pen so can go to Wonderland where I left my invisibility cloak, then i will use it to get to Hogwarts. NOT COMING BACK!
I'm leaving because next year, I'm being transferred to Pig farts!
Ron: That's Lavender Brown, *slap* RACIST SISTER!!
needs help finding Platform 9 3/4.
The awkward moment when voldemort walks into a room and everyone is playing "I've got your nose"
is waiting for a half-giant carrying a pink umbrella to bust my door down a n take me to Hogwarts on a flying motorcycle! :)
Rule 20 of Hogwarts: It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill anyone.. only maime or seriously injure.
I will not say 'Dude, get a life' to Lord Voldermort
Rule 17 of Hogwarts: I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
Rule 9 of Hogwarts: I am not allowed to joke about Remus Lupin's "time of the month"


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