Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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when Harry steps onto platform 9 3/4 you know shits going down
"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?" Albus Dumbledore
I'm not obsessed with Harry Potter, I just talk about it 24/7, quote it continually, and constantly wish that I was at Hogwarts... oh, wait a minute...
Rule 28 of Hogwarts: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"
Not-to-self: Never follow an old lady into a dark, magical village - they may turn into a giant snake. Be warned.
"For your detention today Mr. Potter you will be reading." said Snape, " You will be reading the worse book in the world... Twilight." Harry "NOOO!!"
The last twilight movie i saw hundreds of people screamed "It's EDWARD!" But me and my buddy screamed "It's Cedric Diggori back from the dead!" HARRY POTTER!
Rule 23 of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood is not to be nominated for Quidditch commentations.
"Welcome to the new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment, Tweak! Thank you" -Albus Dumbledore
knows that Harry Potter isn't everything. But it's right up there with oxygen and breathing.
Harry- Because I have something worth living for.
zombies cool again, The Dark Knight made superheroes cool again,
What a beautiful place to be with friends, Dobby is happy to be with their friend... Harry Potter.
Team Harry, because a story about a Boy Who Lives and defeats the Dark Lord is much better than a sparkly love-sick vampire!!
Will be in Narnia with Harry Potter and Dustfinger. If you need me call Voldemort. Well gotta go my other personality says our magical rainbow is leaving.
Professor Snape: Vampires don't sparkle! 10 points from Hufflepuff! Cedric Diggory: Yeah they do! Snape: And how would you know? :/
Rule 31 of Hogwarts: If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin


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