Harry Potter Facebook Statuses

The subject of Harry Potter books and movies is always popular with fans of J.K. Rowling's work. If you are a Harry Potter fan, or even if you aren't, be aware that Harry Potter Facebook statuses will grab attention. Facebook statuses about Harry Potter characters and topics are guaranteed to excite interest. That means you can exploit Harry Potter Facebook statuses to massively boost your own social media profile.

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"you're not invincible, Harry, somebody died in this tournament." "Uh. I'm the boy-who-LIVED. Not the boy-who-DIED."
is P.O.ed that they's not Poseidon's child, that Hogwarts won't write back, that I can't find the hobbits, and that every wardrobe I look in there is no Narnia!
" i play football" "yeah well i play quiditch so up urs"
the person who made up the saying words will never hurt has obviously never encountered an unforgivable curse...
Things I will not do at Hogwarts: No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical
Rule 22 of Hogwarts: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
-has gone off to Hogwarts for the time being. fair the well muggles-
Things I am Not to Do in Hogwarts:
George: You know Fred, I always believed our future lay outside the realms of academic achievement. Fred: I couldn't agree more George
made it through the year without killing a giant snake, competing in a deadly tournament, or dueling a evil wizard... what a disappointment!
Um, I think Hogwarts forgot to send me my letter.
George: You know Fred, I always believed our future lay outside the realms of academic achievement.
Potter and Edward in a fight, . Edward: u can't come NEAR Bella. I will kill u don't u even think about it! Harry: *Rolls eyes* AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward: *Dies*
"Well, it's just that you seem to be laboring under the delusion that I am going to - what is the phrase - come quietly?"
Things I will not do at Hogwarts: No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
"It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon." ~Ron Weasley~
*Watches Twilight* Oh, my, God... IT'S CEDRIC DIGGORY! I have to inform Dumbledore IMMEDIATELY!
Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

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