Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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A perfect girl is not real, and a real girl is not perfect . :)
I'm not a Princess~ I love football, playing in the mud, and wrestling. I am bold, opinionated, loud, and have one hell of a right hook! Who's the princess now?
Wouldn't be cool is the "poke" button turned into a "stab" button? You could kill your enemies virtually!
You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You jump off a building, I wave
Everything has a price. Let's make a deal
Doesn't lol look like a person drowning?? See
smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight :)
Hey! This is not a knight in shining armor- it's a dork in tinfoil! No fair- I want a complete 100% refund!
the next time you go to wall-mart look up at the ceiling and pretend that somethings there and stand there until a crowd surrounds u then walk away
is thinking... and yes you should be afraid very afraid... very afraid
Funny Facebook Statuses
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A blond calls 911. they says "quick quick theres a fire." The fireman says "OK how do we get there?' they says ' DUH! the big red truck"
I started singing,"bye-bye, miss American pie."Drove my Chevy to the levee,
having the best day ever
outside you think you are the best for the inside i had bitch-slapped you for countless of time:D
Pulled up to a stop sign today and waited for it to turn green...Yeah, it's been that kind of day!
Wonder what type of nonsense I can expect in my dreams tonight...
I'm so tired i think ill use my girlfriends tits as a pillow tonight


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