Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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It's a pity you can't party on water, cause I'd be having a f**king ball right now!!!
is thinking i should get off the laptop but says NO !!!
is bored. WAIT! I KNOW WHAT TO DO! I'm gonna go buy a grim reaper costume and go stand across the street from a home and watch the reaction. Wanna come?
For my sisters: REMEMBER: "We smile because we're sisters. We laugh because there's nothing we can do about it!!"
ROFLSHTMTFSISTCAIWH: Rolling on floor laughing so hard that my taco fell so i started to cry and i went home
If I was a colour, what colour would I be??? Red=evil Purple=Loopy Yellow=Kind Blue=Troubled Green=Helpful Black=Mean Pink=Sweet!!!
Woke up more pissed off than a fat midget with an itchy ass!
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip m---OH CRAP WHIPLASH!
I'm number 1 i cant be number to cause I'm gonna beat the woopsy out of u like yahoo
is sleeping with 'em tonight, under the covers, and were gunna snuggle, man i love my stuffed animal what did u think it was
I may be crazy, funny,random, and slightly insane.. but u gotta love me :D
is feeling bored and mischievous. Who can I annoy today...
if you're ever being talked about, remember, great minds create idea, average minds create events, and small minds create rumors.
u know we're besties when if u cry i cry if u laugh i laugh if you jump off a bridge ill get a boat to save your ass
wonders exactly what was the person who found milk, really doing to the cow before hand?


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