Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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Age Old Truth #37: To a child, *Snap Crackle Pop* is what you hear from a bowl of Rice Krispies. To an's what you hear getting out of bed.
Says the worst thing to say to a cop is "Bad cop. No donut for you!"
.:* Life is like a roller coaster, it can be enjoyable, but it can be scary too, It'll flip you, jerk you, or even hurt you. But it can also make you very happy
Your heart is a precious be careful who you give it to!
Two years ago I married a cute young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce them.
got mad today cause they was talking to themself, and kept getting interrupted by themself,,so now I am ignoring myself,,that should teach me to talk out of turn
Okay sweetie let me dummy this down for you. You have 5 kids, by 4 different fathers and you have white hair. Nope not jealous at all!
it is better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass Very funny lol
Life is what you make of it. No one to blame if it doesn't go your way. Your in control of your own life. You may be gone Tomorrow so live today to the fullest!
"Sigh. guess it's time to go do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in our fridge and left a note 'can't live like this'
Funny Facebook Statuses
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last night i was having sex with my boyfriend when i screamed flawless victory my Friends in the other room yelled finish them
STOP whatever you are doing and for the next 5 seconds -Wherever you are just GET UP AND DANCE!
Life would be perfect if pizza wasn't fattening, and sweatpants were sexy.
Lost their mind leave a message after the beep and will get back to you as soon as they can
Mondays make me want to punch the world in the face.
has learned that you can't please everyone, but boy you can easily piss everyone off, and make some laugh in the process.
Isnt it funny how someone you met years ago can come into your life and be the perfect person they were years back and Like U for who u are!
Rock, paper, JESUS! Oh I win!


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