Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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I may be cracked but I'm not broken and my friends have crazy glue!
Happiness is not the absence of problems, or heartache, but the ability to deal with them! :)
Have you ever thought of someone and then realized you were smiling the whole time?
.. A friend is someone who bust's you out of jail and says "what were you thinking?" A best friend will sit in the cell next you and say "MAN that was fun"
I love my life! The good, the bad and the exciting! Smile when you feel like crying, laugh when you feel like yelling and dance when you feel like hiding.
is going to rock out like they gets paid to disturb the peace.
Smells the WEEKEND : ) !
Half the time I don't know what's going on and the other half of the time I'm just not sure.
Instead of throwing skittles at people and yelling TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW! I'm gonna buy some twizzlers and yell OPEN THE TWIST YOU CAN'T RESIST!
My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like!
Roses are red,Violets are blue.
I was stopped in the street by someone from the local orphanage, they asked me to make a donation, it took i while but i managed to round up the neighbours kids.
Trust me, you couldn't handle being in my bubble!
I cant be arsed to do any washing or ironing so I'm going to walk round the house nude
i know it's not big and it's not clever but fuck me it's funny! :-D
You'll never guess what happened today. These tall guys told me I was special and gave me a piece of candy and then gave me a jacket so that i could hug myself!
says why is it that the more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.


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