boy:mummy Can I lick the bowl mother:i already did so NO!
downing copious amounts of coffee, doing their happy dance and feeling Fridaylicious! Have a great one, my friends!
you know where you make your status at well if you click on friend additions and it says invite your friends they might come up with something funny I say sure
"Hand me a screwdriver. You do know what a screwdriver looks like, don't you?" "It's orange and comes in a glass with ice."
Doctor doctor i can't feel my legs now. I know, get your fucking hands off my thighs Bastard
Ekans - Snake (backwards)
When I found out that the initials for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday spelled WTF I was amazed. Just like when I found out that OK was a sideways person
Thinks its funny when you look in the mirror and think that persons hot then you realise its you !
I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun-shiny day! =)
Lots of girls can be sexy, but it takes a special kind of woman to be BEAUTIFUL!
Once Upon a time long, long ago..
Amen, Sister. you preach that shit, like a hot muma!
WoooooooHooooooooo!! its the WEEKEND!!
= a teaspoon of common sense, a tablespoon of sweetness, a pinch of sass and a touch of class.
DAMMIT!! MY rabbit flat out refuses to let me insert these batteries...been chasing it round the garden for hours! Oh is that not what they meant?
I'm not trying to be self-centered, but i have a funny looking jacket that makes you hug yourself. i bet you're jealous.
Procrastinators Anonymous will meet tomorrow! Seriously this time...