Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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I don't think you have 100%. lol lol
I think I will start a foundation of my own, I'm going to call it "find a cure for stupidity" proceeds go to fund happy pills for sufferers of the moron plague
IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES their MOTHER WASH their HANDS WITH SOAP?
The voices in my head told me to put a banana in my ear an hour ago...And now I'm hugging myself in a big white coat.
is up for sale who's starting the bid put this as your status see how much u go for lol
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Quit tweeting my book!
i'll only share my animal crackers with you if you make the noise that the animal makes before you eat the cracker.
Going on a patrol ;) x
Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.
Funny Facebook Statuses
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is thinking of doing something to someone involving a blind fold, a feather boa, ice, a hot candle and an assortment of fruit ... don't judge me ...
Well then...whatever cranks your tractor.
The awkward moment when your Mum starts shopping in New Look.
Time files when you're dyslexic.
is on a mental vacation. I will be back in a week or so.
hey come here i need to tell you a secret.I HAVE A CRUSH ON D______!. oh well that's nice its not much of a secret now! you are a horrible wispier!
:-)8< I'm a big girl now

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