Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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it's OK to act like a sheep, as long as you act as a cool sheep
A husband & wife were tryin 2 set up a new pass for their comp their husband put mypenis & the wife fell on the ground laughing cuz it sed, "Error: not long enuf"
is tired of Facebook telling me that my wall is naked and thinks if that is true, they should stop looking!!!
sitting on the chair, with my laptop, pyjamas on, Facebook up, totally relaxed, could life get any better. Don't think so! xxx
I bet the only reason you read this status is cause you saw SEX in it. you perv :)
Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself! You can do little man you can do it!
Time to give my pillow some head and my bed some ass
dont corectianl my smarticalness cuzz i am edumacated. :P
i neva new til i found u how happy life cood be, but now that we've talked to much i really need to pee.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings ...Call 1-800-CRYBABY...
Sometimes, we don't appreciate what we have til it's gone... Like a chick that over plucks their eyebrows, and has to draw them on. It's just not the same. sweating like a $2 whore in church. I guess it is Wednesday though!
welcome to my happy get your sh*t and leave
Loves Laughing so much that you can't stop and no noise comes out so your just sat there clapping like a retarded seal :L <3
Your were the 2nd choice in the first place ..why don't you admit it:)? stupid bitch lol
Kiss my arse you fish face mug! y mum is a cod, dad's a bum banded and ya nan gives perfect head v a nice day!
What's on your mind, well nothing but I still want to write something:)


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