Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only...Never mind. Batman's here.
I'm not mean, I'm sarcastic. Get a sense of humor! :D
Voldemort didn't kill Cedric. they turned them into a gay sparkly vampire.
bear and rabbit pooping in the woods bear say Rabbit does poop stick to your fur no bear poop don't stick to my fur so the bear wiped their butt with the rabbit
Even if you live your life as an open book people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
i knew i was dyslexic when i went off to play OCD instead of COD.
I exercise my right of freedom of speech, so therefore, FUCK,SHIT,CUNT!
You might be a redneck if you mow your snow
No, Insomnia, you can't come and visit! Now, go away or I'll call the Sandman on you.
6.paste and laugh lol :P
Faster than the speed of stupid. More powerful than a Mr. Clean Eraser. Able to leap to conclusions in a single bound! I'm a bird, A plane! NO I AM SUPER MEEEE!
Some days... You just don't have enough middle fingers... ya know?
Little bit of Sugar, little bit of Spice
said they wasn't going to drink today...turns out...they's a liar :)
The difference between a new boyfriend and a new dog: after a year the dog is still excited to see you :)
I love my goofy gorgeous funny weird stupid annoying friends <3 i love you .


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