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when people say anything is possible i think about trying to staple pudding to a tree
If I was a flying bird, who would I shit on first?
Your voice sounds like a combination of Fergi and Jesus, and for a second i think u took on the shape of a unicorn!
today i tripped over a cordless phone, fell up the stairs and choked on my tongue. lets see you do that.
is currently being taken for granted. For your turn, please take a number and get in line.
thinking about how to get back to the days when my biggest concerns were about sand piles,
No matter how true it might be, cops don't take "But I'm a ninja" as an excuse, it's still breaking and entering.
Always be yourself 'cause the people who matter don't mind...and the people who mind don't matter.
In my world, Everyone is a turkey. They eat bird poop, and poop out butterflies!!!
went to the book store today to buy a 'Where's Wally' book, When I got there, I couldn't find the bloody book anywhere! Well played Wally... well played
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today's mood sponsored by Starbucks.
hey u yea you no not you that guy omg not you the guy yes you do u like tacos
I smile to show I'm Happy ~I cry to show I'm Human~I laugh to show I'm Alive~I pray to show I'm Blessed~But I'm Thankful to be in God's Plan.
It's the time of the day when the bed rapes me
I just feel like being random so... I like to eat camels... ha-ha(:
whats green and smells like miss piggy
would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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