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We can operate a robot on another planet, but yet I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
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Some say there is no difference between "complete" and "finished". Let me explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand." When you marry the right woman, you are "complete". If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished". And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished".
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Friday is my second favorite "F" word
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Don't kiss anyone on January 1st. It's only the first date.
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If you're gonna label the silica gel "do not eat", maybe you should label everything in the box. I almost ate a shoe before someone stopped me
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Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
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It would suck to be a cop on a police horse because when you arrested a guy he'd have to wrap his arms around you until you got to the station.
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Ugh, I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 9 years in a row now...
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Houston, we have a problem. Never mind. It's nothing. You know what the problem is. Are you listening me me? Fine. -First woman on the Moon.
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I'd better check my phone for texts from friends. *checks phone* Well, I'd better get some friends...
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The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
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Sorry I shot your minivan, but it's hunting season and it had antlers.
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The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
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Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
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Men are like dogs. We're excited to see you, and we have no idea what you're mad about.
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Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
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I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
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