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Sorry I shot your minivan, but it's hunting season and it had antlers.
The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
Men are like dogs. We're excited to see you, and we have no idea what you're mad about.
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
Impotence is nature's way of saying "no hard feelings".
When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Kohls.
Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
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I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really horrible about myself for letting you know...
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it.... then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....
Everyone keeps telling me to never succumb to peer pressure. So I'm going to take their advice and not listen to them.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars and vice versa.
Most people like me are oblivious. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.

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