Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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<< Ooh I'm famous :D
is thinking about why the status bar only has "Like" & "Comment" ??
The I - Patch will be released next month.
- Draw on the mirror with your finger after a shower
you walk up to a crime scene and u just remembered the u killed someone at a house just like the one in front of u and u left the evidence u say O SHIT CPR
~Step into my awesomeness...Can you handle it? Yes? Well i don't think you can? ~
Kate Middleton asks the Queen the secret of a successful marriage.
Did you all know that farts let out carbon monoxide? So you all need to stop farting before we all DIE, LOL
Friends are a lifetime of shared experiences and memories.They have a lot of laughter,secrets,honesty,fights,talking, advice,& dreams.Friends are Forever.
I'm not laughing because you are my sister...I'm laughing because there isnt anything you can do about it(: ily sis
Funny Facebook Statuses
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I am stuck on face-book brand cause face-books stuck on me!
Like if u get it.
Fuck Fuck Fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo Bang Bang an orangutan Do scooby do!HA HA LOL
Life is like a roller coaster, you have twists and turns, ups and downs, but you will never know when the ride will end... so enjoy it!
i do too have a halo...oops i dropped it ]:)
When you're flying up river in your birdhouse n the antenna falls off, how many cups of sugar does it take to get to Jupiter? None silly, worms don't eat nails
lets say you have no kids... you hire a babysitter anyway and tell her or him kids are sleeping don't bother them when you get back you say where is my child
Throw Skittles at me and say Taste the Rainbow. I'll Throw Mt. Dew on you and say It's Different on the Mountain.:p

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