Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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If you ever get the urge to run around naked drink Windex first so you don't streak.
is outside charging my body's solar panels!!!
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower ! :L
hoe. i just called you a gardening tool. Bitch. I just called you a female dog.. cunt .. I just called you a vagina...
If idiots grew on trees...this would be an enchanted forest.
when you think star wars i think chewbacca! when you think a day at the park i think of how to catch that fuckin squirrel who keeps takin my damn peanuts!
says like what you see?
please! if you don't want to get hurt then stay away from the chocolate!
something not to say to a zombie...bite me
How do you circumcise a hillbilly_________________kick their sister in the chin
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. this is a great word i found it on a song by a comedian called Kevin Bloody Wilson great songs it means Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
Q:how do you know your a redneck A:when your pregnant and you say you eat too much
thinks when receiving a poke we should be able to return the compliment by using a tickle button.
sings, "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys-r-s Kidd"..wait what am I thinking they have adult toys now!! Hell yeah, let me grow up!
's mind is busy. Please hold. ~music plays~ I'm sorry, their mind is out right now. Can I take a message?
if men carries a gun with them at all times its cuz hes a pussy and cant fight like a man !
on halo reach what do u do reach for a halo lol
So it's almost New Years 2011...Who has thought of what their resolution will be? Do you care to share???


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