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Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
I've heard a few women mention that they love to get gifts from men that take their breath away...I'm thinking treadmill
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting.... You're welcome.
Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!
I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
Friday: My second favorite F word.
If only the world would look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it.
My wallet is like a onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
Eating 4 cans of alphabet soup will give you a giant vowel movement.
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Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn't listening anyway.
At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
The first rule of Vegan Club apparently is to tell everyone about Vegan Club.
Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"

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