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Morning has broken. Let's let it go back to bed and sleep it off until it feels better.
I HATE it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
I heard Chipotle is offering a new Ravens burrito. It has everything on it but Rice.
I’m opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my “Whites Only!” restaurant idea will be a hit!
I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.
Note to friends... next time your significant other asks what's on TV, don't say dust.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Technically, we're all half centaur.
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Old video games couldn't be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
There's a restaurant in my neighborhood called China Buffet 2. If I haven't eaten at the first one, will the food there make sense to me?
Why does Play-Doh say "fun to play with, not to eat" then make 1000 accessories that all make it shaped like food?
God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.
Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd love to bring a guest.
Dance like nobody is watching! because they're not...they're checking their phone.

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