Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
Inbox me if your cool and don't bother if your a lowlife pathetic loser who cant be bothered to do anything in life :D
hi my name is pine-apple and i like muffins they smell like rando chocolate <3 you muffoss
Peace out girl scout, cookies for life!
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey -WHAT- i forgot TeeHee
wonders if its bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening
people say i need anger management but i really think people need bull$hit management
Why do gypsies make noisy lovers? Because they have crystal balls!
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Horror Movies--- Yeah, cause some times it's just funny as hell to sneak up on your kid and make em scream and piss their pants after watching one >;-D
i am drunk u r drunk I've been sick allover some 1s tits with a great big heave allover your floor now your sick through my door ! xx
Fool me once shame on u fool me twice shame on me... fool me three times and I'll hit u so hard ur head will turn around backwards!
Ya see,what had happen was..
One question, one honest answer! That's all you get. You get to ask me one question. (ONLY TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter what it is drty or not
Fire bell rings, teacher tells u to leave quietly- instead u shout BURN this fucker down !!!
is as bored as a special kid with no windows 2 lick
I'm not perfect, to be honest, I'm not even close. I'm just saying I'm worth it. :)


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