Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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I wanna be a billionaire so FUCKING BAD bad it ain't going to happen like :(
Men have 2 settings... Hungry and Horny... If you see your boyfriend without an erection, go make them a fucking sandwich!
get lose get laid fuckin bitches everyday!!!
I will fight you like a squirrel monkey!!
Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, & good times had pause buttons. Live, laugh!
We learn from our mistakes!! What if u keep making the same mistake ? You suffer from a learning disability called stupidity!! :p:p
says "If you ain't laughin, you ain't livin!"
If things in your life are Not Going Right, Take a Left!!!
is ready for the weekend. Fair warning, if you can't keep up, stay home. ;)
Funny Facebook Statuses
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~Benjamin Franklin
I want you to ___.
I don't care who you are, I don't care what you think of me. Just post what song comes to mind when you think of me. BE HONEST!!
a girl came to me this morning asking for a donation for the new choc factory,so i gave their a mini snicker to start their off!! tehe lol xx
I've lost my crayon, and my helmet is stuck on my head backward, someone help me get out of the tub?
I shall call them Squishy and they shall be mine. Awe... come here Squishy ... OW! Bad Squishy!
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
you're my BEST friend. but i swear, if we're being chased by zombies, I'm sorry but I'm tripping u.


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