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Sorry I shot your minivan, but it's hunting season and it had antlers.
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The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
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Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
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Men are like dogs. We're excited to see you, and we have no idea what you're mad about.
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Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
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I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
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Impotence is nature's way of saying "no hard feelings".
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When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Kohls.
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Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
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I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really horrible about myself for letting you know...
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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it.... then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....
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Everyone keeps telling me to never succumb to peer pressure. So I'm going to take their advice and not listen to them.
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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
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Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars and vice versa.
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Most people like me are oblivious. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
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Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
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