Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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your a dumb slut the only test you can pass is a pregnancy test!!
I thought a thought. Be afraid be very afraid!!
We're born & then we die - that is inevitable - it's what we do in between that matters - so fuck yesterday, enjoy today and make sure tomorrow is even better
don't you hate it when you want to talk to somebody the most and they "Mysteriously" go offline... where did they get their physic powers!!!
when life hands you lemons..MAKE ICE CREAM!!
Hates it when people can just jump to the point.. They have to go around it... It's like "Just Get To The Point Already !" :P
vanished, like a fart in a fan factory
why did tiger look down the toilet?
Watching this idiot form across the street run out and stare at the sky, because I yelled, "Snow!". Inner monologue, "Take that Mr. Asshole."
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Stay tuned. More status updates to follow.
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, Well they're no friends of mine..
If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck.. It's a freaking duck!!
cock sucker willy fucker ass lick-er sickly nickers!


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