Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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you say you know me, i say i know you, you say you knew me longer, and i say fuck you!
Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what is going to happen next.
If I ruled the world SKINNY JEANS and SHORT SHORTS would have a WEIGHT LIMIT.
The privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense all the time & the funny thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed, valued, liked & respected
Why are man boobs called MOOBS and women boobs are not called WOOBS?
I fell down on the street today when a woman came and asked me if i fell down! "NO of course not! Just wanted to kiss the ice"
When someone tells me 'Two wrongs don't make a right.' I'll say, "Well two negatives make a positive! Take that!"
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you are, your reputation is merely what others think you are.
I'm cold like ice, ill burn you like fire,ill blow you away like the wind, but most of all ill stand my ground on this earth
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Loves their best mate,we dance like were retarded,sing like were on drugs,laugh like were freaks. But hey at least were having more fun than that BITCH over there
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah! Zip-a-dee-ay!
Procrastinating on getting to work..feels like the only work I should do today is laying on the couch, sipping Mt. Dew and watching my fingers hit the channels.
I HAVE A BIG CLOCK! Like you miss read that.
I went jogging a little while ago and i heard clapping behind me ,I figured out It was my butt clapping (go-fat-so-go)
is wearing the smile you gave me! :)
What would you do if you looked out the window and seen you EX limping and bleeding in the back yard. Take a deep breath and reload the gun and fire again :)
Give a real woman sperm they can make a baby, give their groceries they makes a meal, give their a hard time they gives you a lot of shit!


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