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Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
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I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
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I've heard a few women mention that they love to get gifts from men that take their breath away...I'm thinking treadmill
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Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting.... You're welcome.
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Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!
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I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
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Friday: My second favorite F word.
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If only the world would look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it.
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My wallet is like a onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
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Eating 4 cans of alphabet soup will give you a giant vowel movement.
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Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn't listening anyway.
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At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
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School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
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Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
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Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
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The first rule of Vegan Club apparently is to tell everyone about Vegan Club.
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Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
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Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"
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