Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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How is a drum solo like a sneeze? - You know it's coming but there's nothing you can do about it.
is having a "What the hell just happened?" kind of moment...
I'm the kind of crazy girl that bumps into chairs and says "Oops excuse Me" Then stops themself and says did i really just talk to a chair?
I don't care who you are, I don't care what you think of me. Just post what song comes to mind when you think of me. BE HONEST!!
You know what really burns me??? Matches.
you're my BEST friend. but i swear, if we're being chased by zombies, I'm sorry but I'm tripping u.
OK I'm up! Not sure when my brain is likely to join me. but my eyes are open and my vocals switch is on. after a few cups of coffee who knows?
If things in your life are Not Going Right, Take a Left!!!
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
I shall call them Squishy and they shall be mine. Awe... come here Squishy ... OW! Bad Squishy!
is ready for the weekend. Fair warning, if you can't keep up, stay home. ;)
its not called rape its called surprise sex! x
a girl came to me this morning asking for a donation for the new choc factory,so i gave their a mini snicker to start their off!! tehe lol xx
I've lost my crayon, and my helmet is stuck on my head backward, someone help me get out of the tub?
im allergic to HATERZ !


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