Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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according to newtons 2nd law of motion when i run into walls they are also running into me SO ITS NOT ALL MY FAULT
Just wiggle like a noodle and your doing the shaboodle!
If life is like a games of cards as everyone likes to say,and we are all playing the hand we are dealt, why does everyone get mad when you yell "BULLSHIT!"
you can be nice to someone but in the end they become a pain in the ass
No there is no time your face is enough!
IF you ever come back and piss me off or hurt me WATCH OUT! I will punch your fucking head in!
I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker...Hannah Montana.
doctor tells prostitute they is pregnant and ask if they knows who the father is. they said "if you eat a can of beans do you know which one made you fart?"
I am wishing for what?
Micah: No girl you be smelly
2. You're an idiot because you just tried it and 3. You have issues!
2010. I had some fun times,some messy times,some shit times, & some bad times memories in 2010 want be forgotten BUT, 2011 Is gonna be a blast ;) BRING IT ON<3
Thinks common sense should be put into a museum cause it is extremely rare
A girl can never have too many shoes!
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
If jelly beans made you fart... what would the farts smell like?

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