Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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Hes foaming at the mouth!Mommy hes so cute
Orange pumpkins, autumn leaves, candy corn and Halloween...Happy October, everyone!
this is the song that Neva ends, it just goes on & on my friends..LOL
Thanks to Facebook my Play Station has abandonment issues!
If you could pick a nickname for me, what would it be? (Comment below, please no duplicates!)
I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, i surf the web, i text, LOL-Laugh Out Loud, OMG-Oh My God, WTF-Why The Face
I would talk bad about Justin Bieber but i don't feel like getting hit by a chick in a hot pink skirt wit a matching purse today
Ooh SHIT got an exam, fuck it mom wheres the badaam.
...I'm not breaking the rules, I'm just making new ones...
Facebook, watching your own personal soap opera, starring your friends and family. As the Status Turns, One Status to Write, The Young and the Status-less
Funny Facebook Statuses
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"me" i like eminem
I wish I had baby fat
Smack mi arse im having a ramp !
You can copyright, you can copy papers, you can copy your friends' ideas, but you cant copy your friends statuses. :p
I wish that OWN would get it's OWN channel so we still have OUR Discovery Health!
i love college because there's not as much fat people as high school
"solar powered flashlight"
only dates ninjas.

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