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Wonder what type of nonsense I can expect in my dreams tonight...
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
I feel like we should wait to hear Adele's ex-boyfriend's songs before we choose sides.
Ironing lady wanted.No wait, scrap that.Hot sexy male wanted to come and iron in my home.Fire and rescue training an advantage.Other men in uniform considered
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking we have a problem
Wifey says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
It may be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.
It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" is a hit reality show.
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Why isn't the iPhone's battery life called "Apple Juice"?
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
I'm not saying you're fat, but your shirt size has more x's than Taylor Swift..
Before I go to sleep, I start imagining things that I would like to happen
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

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