Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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have you ever felt completely calm cool and collected? Yeah, me neither.
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
Ya see,what had happen was..
kid raises hand Teacher: Yes. KID: I have to go potty. Teacher: say the ABC's. KID: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. Teacher: wheres the P? Kid: running down my leg.
Wonder what type of nonsense I can expect in my dreams tonight...
If your happy and your know it, "CLICK YOUR MOUSE"!
If a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you a shower.If a hug was a second I'd send an hour.If a smile was water I'd send the sea.If you needed love I'd send you me.x
It is not who you are but who you become through life. We live, make mistakes, and we learn, and if you learn well you become wise.
Allergy alert: This status contains NUTS
Think what a better world it would be if we all had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Funny Facebook Statuses
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There's a fine line between Courage and Stupidity.. can you tell the difference? Apparently not...
Why do ppl want me to grow up? For Gods sake...Isn't it enough that I've learned how to behave in public...Next thing you know,the want me 2b responsible :p
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking we have a problem
Invitation: Guys I'm Having A Braai At My House Later On Today And They'll Be A Whole Lot Of Meat To Chow And Free Booze To Give Away. If You're Interested And Think It's A Good Idea, Then I Suggest You Do The Same At Your House :)
Sorry Weather Channel. Not buying it. I heard you talking about projecting the hurricaine path based on what models are saying. Last time I let a model give me science advice my kid got polio and the mumps.
Don't settle for someone who buys you a coffee, but for someone who makes you one.
who are you people and why are you reading my status???
The Four S's in a mans life Shit Shower Shave Sex


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