Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Wonder what type of nonsense I can expect in my dreams tonight...
For a good healthy dose of insanity, when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
Allergy alert: This status contains NUTS
There's a fine line between Courage and Stupidity.. can you tell the difference? Apparently not...
I don't Judge People,.I just laugh at them.
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
It is not who you are but who you become through life. We live, make mistakes, and we learn, and if you learn well you become wise.
Think what a better world it would be if we all had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Some days I wish I had a rewind button ; )
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking we have a problem
Funny Facebook Statuses
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says if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun!
Things to do at the park #587: Take a Pixie stick tear it open walk up to any stranger and throw it in his/her eyes and scream "CAN YOU FEEL THE MAGIC?!"
Invitation: Guys I'm Having A Braai At My House Later On Today And They'll Be A Whole Lot Of Meat To Chow And Free Booze To Give Away. If You're Interested And Think It's A Good Idea, Then I Suggest You Do The Same At Your House :)
Facebook is like DAVID CAMERON'S ass, full of shit!!
ever wonder if the two birds sitting on the wire starring towards your house is talking about you.
People worry about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year. They really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas!
I'm gonna build my Own Them Park With blackjack and Hookers.. In fact Forget the Them Park
The difference between a new boyfriend and a new dog: after a year the dog is still excited to see you :)

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