Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, & good times had pause buttons. Live, laugh!
C'mon teachers... You gotta know when your students are texting. Nobody just looks at their crotch and smiles. Except for maybe Michael Met. Ha.
is starting a new support group, "Socks Without Partners." I figure it should have a strong turnout.
Why do ppl want me to grow up? For Gods sake...Isn't it enough that I've learned how to behave in public...Next thing you know,the want me 2b responsible :p
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking we have a problem
Always be yourself 'cause the people who matter don't mind...and the people who mind don't matter.
says if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun!
Feels like buying a bag of skittles, walking down a busy sidewalk, and throwing them at random people yelling "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!" Anyone want to come?
Things to do at the park #587: Take a Pixie stick tear it open walk up to any stranger and throw it in his/her eyes and scream "CAN YOU FEEL THE MAGIC?!"
Wonder what type of nonsense I can expect in my dreams tonight...
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Pulled up to a stop sign today and waited for it to turn green...Yeah, it's been that kind of day!
smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight :)
Everything has a price. Let's make a deal
wonders why children will eat bugs, sand, and little stones, but won't eat vegetables!
Today, a friend of mine told me what "Bing" stands for. "Because It's Not Google."
Has Made a decision! And that alone should make you afraid :)
Life is not about the destination, but the journey! If your not enjoying the travel find a better destination!
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great. Now, I know this may be too much for you, so here is a shortcut. Just think about me!! :D


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