Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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If your happy and your know it, "CLICK YOUR MOUSE"!
I don't Judge People,.I just laugh at them.
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
Sorry Weather Channel. Not buying it. I heard you talking about projecting the hurricaine path based on what models are saying. Last time I let a model give me science advice my kid got polio and the mumps.
It is not who you are but who you become through life. We live, make mistakes, and we learn, and if you learn well you become wise.
Why do ppl want me to grow up? For Gods sake...Isn't it enough that I've learned how to behave in public...Next thing you know,the want me 2b responsible :p
Wonder what type of nonsense I can expect in my dreams tonight...
The Four S's in a mans life Shit Shower Shave Sex
If a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you a shower.If a hug was a second I'd send an hour.If a smile was water I'd send the sea.If you needed love I'd send you me.x
Allergy alert: This status contains NUTS
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Think what a better world it would be if we all had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
There's a fine line between Courage and Stupidity.. can you tell the difference? Apparently not...
Invitation: Guys I'm Having A Braai At My House Later On Today And They'll Be A Whole Lot Of Meat To Chow And Free Booze To Give Away. If You're Interested And Think It's A Good Idea, Then I Suggest You Do The Same At Your House :)
kid raises hand Teacher: Yes. KID: I have to go potty. Teacher: say the ABC's. KID: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. Teacher: wheres the P? Kid: running down my leg.
Some days I wish I had a rewind button ; )
is starting a new support group, "Socks Without Partners." I figure it should have a strong turnout.
Things to do at the park #587: Take a Pixie stick tear it open walk up to any stranger and throw it in his/her eyes and scream "CAN YOU FEEL THE MAGIC?!"
HELLO my name is Awesome!!


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