Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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What do Chinese people call a 69? twocanchew!!!!
Girls think being pregnant is hard, try peeing with a boner.
How weird, I never had a dream in sleep while traveling and for the first time I realized this traveling last night and almost died in a dream.
April fools day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.
What Is This ? Its Called Kachamorich. :P
your dog will always love you more than anyone else , if you dont believe me lock you dog and girlfriend in a closet for an hour and see which one licks your face first ;)
Hey you (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) take this (◣◢)┌∩ (ง'̀-'́)ง let's fight
whenever someone calls shotgun i yell rosa parks , sit in the seat , and refuse to move.
slamat menikmati malam minggu bung deng usi...walaupun hujan....jang sampe lupa pulang...)):
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Laughing is a great medicine but if your laughing for no reason..bro you need medicine
i do enjoy life i am looking for someone to love me just the way iam i love walking and spening time with that special someone in my life i am a sweet person but i do work hsrd iam off every weekend if u want to go out with me let me know
hello iam lokking for a man to love me just the way iam i am a easy going woman
On Pandora ♡ Skip* Skip* Skip* Skip* Skip* Skip* *Runs Outta Skips Changes Station D; Who Else Does That ?☆
There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night
Wow. Lot of..um..interesting statuses from last night. I have to say that I don't know why some of you pay good money for therapy to have someone tell you whats wrong with you because I'll do it for free.

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