Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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can currently be found standing at the corner of WTF and who gives a shit.
don't you just love those songs where your mood totally changes and you just feel like dancing and jumping around!!!
if I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I would nothing. I don't think of you coz your so bloody ugly , ha lol
I'm going to influence your mind with goodness. It's your time now!
Laugh and the world laughs with you..Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason and they'll leave you alone.
isn't it just so funny how the the human mind doesn't know i used "the" twice in this sentence and now you're checking like an idiot :)
Is wondering why do we poke people? isn't that considered RAPE!!
life's a bitch...and I'd DIE for their..!
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did EXCEPT backwards AND in high heels!
if we were normal we wouldn't be this much fun!
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if i was sent to jail, what would you think i had done?
This is my care cup _/ Oh... Look its empty. I wonder what that means?
Saw Linkin Park last night. The guitarist was giving people high fives and someone grabbed their arm. they said "Get off my arm, I need that arm." haha
I know all the vowels, here they are, a,e,i,o,u, but why y, WHY Y!!!
Boy with a wet patch on their trousers :" Mum I have had an accident".
I throw Justin Bieber in the air soo high screaming ayyo this guys a gaybo..funniest shit eva <3 hahaha
It takes total dedication and self sacrificing when one loves another who is BI-Polar:But damn, I wanna SCREAM!


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