Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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Boy with a wet patch on their trousers :" Mum I have had an accident".
I throw Justin Bieber in the air soo high screaming ayyo this guys a gaybo..funniest shit eva <3 hahaha
ice on the ground, ice on the ground, looking like a fool with Ur ass on the ground, dirt in ya teeth, hair all side ways all cause ice on the ground
It takes total dedication and self sacrificing when one loves another who is BI-Polar:But damn, I wanna SCREAM!
I wanna be a billionaire so FUCKING BAD bad it ain't going to happen like :(
Men have 2 settings... Hungry and Horny... If you see your boyfriend without an erection, go make them a fucking sandwich!
get lose get laid fuckin bitches everyday!!!
I will fight you like a squirrel monkey!!
We learn from our mistakes!! What if u keep making the same mistake ? You suffer from a learning disability called stupidity!! :p:p
Funny Facebook Statuses
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says "If you ain't laughin, you ain't livin!"
If things in your life are Not Going Right, Take a Left!!!
is ready for the weekend. Fair warning, if you can't keep up, stay home. ;)
~Benjamin Franklin
I want you to ___.
I don't care who you are, I don't care what you think of me. Just post what song comes to mind when you think of me. BE HONEST!!
a girl came to me this morning asking for a donation for the new choc factory,so i gave their a mini snicker to start their off!! tehe lol xx


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