Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Duct tape doesn't fix stupidity, but it definitely muffles the sound.
Everyone keeps telling me to never succumb to peer pressure. So I'm going to take their advice and not listen to them.
It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" is a hit reality show.
a boy walked in on his mom and dad having sex. His dad said "we're making you a brother/sister" the boy replies "do her doggie-style, I'd rather have a puppie"
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Monday.
I have two modes. Sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
I'm awesome at "picking up dropped food, pretending to set it aside in the bag or corner of my plate, nonchalantly eating it seconds later."
Most people like me are oblivious. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail...
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.
Behind every great man is a great woman and a couple other great people wishing he'd just order something
If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
Somebody needs to starts a dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
It's been 4 years to the day that I threw that boomerang. I still find myself looking over my shoulder and living in fear.
I wonder how long I can keep "eating for two" before people notice I'm not actually pregnant.

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