Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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The little boy asked his father 'DAD how much does it cost to get married? Father replied 'I dont know son. Im still payimg
No matter how photogenic you are..Your ID photo will humbe you
People die every year in vending machine accident.How are we still at the top of food chain?
Are mosquitoes wild or domestic animals ??
Are mosquitoes wild or domestic animals ??
Fuck the fountain of youth!!! Show me a fountain of intellgiance and I will be Moses and lead the ignorant there!!
Why were the twinkies so mad?.. Because the ding dongs were fucking the ho ho's. Lmao!
Why were the twinkies so mad?.. Because the ding dongs were fucking the ho ho's. Lmao!
can drive lawnmowers drive cars
i wanna prepare light soup should i use light????
Invitation: Guys I'm Having A Braai At My House Later On Today And They'll Be A Whole Lot Of Meat To Chow And Free Booze To Give Away. If You're Interested And Think It's A Good Idea, Then I Suggest You Do The Same At Your House :)
If your man don't eat pussy, he's a pussy
I'm going to stand outside.. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding..
Face Book!..Eliminating the need for school reunions since 2004..
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
بسم الله
Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones. .


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