Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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Justin Bieber spends $1500 a month on their hair! TOLD YA they WAS A GIRL!
when in doubt about doing homework just eat ice cream and it will melt away all the problems! :)
I was told my body is a temple that I should treat it as such, I said "No its an amusement park, wanna take a ride on the big roller coaster?" HAHAHA
YOU CAL ME A BITCH well a bitch is a dog and a dog barks and bark is on trees a trees are in nature and nature is thank you for the compliment
You might be Canadian if:You never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada.
It's amazing how many people at Wal-Mart will turn their heads and look when someone screams "DON'T LOOK!! I'M NAKED!!"
-The creepy hobo that lives in a garbage can
says I wouldn't say I was special, I'm better than that! I'm Limited Edition!
Funny Facebook Statuses
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wants their friends to help their write a story with only 1 sentence each. Here goes
word of the day. . . Nincompoop! hahahaa! Not heard that in years! x
~ growing old is required, growing up is optional.
The Queen says "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off
Roll roll roll your joint gently down the stream, take a hit and take a puff and blow your f**king mind.
You know you're a nurse, if you triage the laundry when at home: This pile needs immediate attention, the pile can wait, this pile, with a little stain stick
random thought for the day: If someone were to stick their finger far enough up their nose, would they be considered "deep in thought"?
I like cheese muhahahahaha >:)


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