Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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eminem is not afraid to turn Justin Bieber into a baby omg usha ludicrous and Katey perry watching fireworks and dancing with California girlz
meeting you was my favorite accident :)
they's so fat, I bet they floated 800m for their swimming badge :)
NOW HIRING: a cuddle buddy, 9pm-7am, $0 p/h w. NO BENEFITS!!
ATTENTION FACEBOOK READERS : Due to unforeseen circumstances , Mondays will now be canceled until further notice. Saturdays will now be extended until Tuesday.
Look in the mirror I'm just a girl but look inside and you'll see I'm more than you can imagine I'm rough around the edges crazy outside but beautiful insideout
have you farted? what never
I'm not crazy, I'm normal
You people are crazy! I know...I can recognize my kind.
Funny Facebook Statuses
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And they sed 'Okay i'll ask someone else' :P
Unicorn- a confused horse with a strap-on
sorry La la dipseys dead :(
omg the purple gummy bear is staring at me again and telling me its going to eat me but it doesn't have teeth
If less is more, then I have everything!
says, Life is a beautiful dance, so turn up the music, let loose and have fun!!! Who cares if anyone is watching, happiness is contagious!!
is sorry you got B***CH slapped by the ugly tree, not really.
When prissy girls make you feel bad about yourself just, HIT THEM IN THE FACE UNTIL THEY CRY


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