Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Funny Facebook Statuses
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wonders how many clicks can u do in 10 seconds lets find out 12345678910
hates it when you go to toilet before you get in the bath and then have to get out again because you need to wee again !
Surnames often have origins of life work or meaningful act: Carpenter, Miller, Plumber and Smith. Finally, an answer to the Dickinson question.
I will never own nor drive a mini van. I will never buy "mom" jeans.
i luv you with all my butt. I would say i luv u with all my heart, but my butt is way way bigger!
I'm the kind of crazy girl that bumps into chairs and says "Oops excuse Me" Then stops themself and says did i really just talk to a chair?
is having a "What the hell just happened?" kind of moment...
You know what really burns me??? Matches.
How is a drum solo like a sneeze? - You know it's coming but there's nothing you can do about it.
OK I'm up! Not sure when my brain is likely to join me. but my eyes are open and my vocals switch is on. after a few cups of coffee who knows?
Funny Facebook Statuses
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its not called rape its called surprise sex! x
im allergic to HATERZ !
you're my BEST friend. but i swear, if we're being chased by zombies, I'm sorry but I'm tripping u.
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
I shall call them Squishy and they shall be mine. Awe... come here Squishy ... OW! Bad Squishy!
I've lost my crayon, and my helmet is stuck on my head backward, someone help me get out of the tub?
a girl came to me this morning asking for a donation for the new choc factory,so i gave their a mini snicker to start their off!! tehe lol xx
I don't care who you are, I don't care what you think of me. Just post what song comes to mind when you think of me. BE HONEST!!


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