Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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Men, we failed we just can never understand the woman's logic, so give up trying, nod your head, and say thank you for still loving us anyway
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep and I`m all like (o__-)
Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''
The best memories come from bad ideas.
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin, they hatin
I can't take this long distance relationship anymore... Fridge, you're coming to my room
It's 10 degrees here today. I just keyed someone's car with my nipples.
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
When I say '' It's a long story'' It usually means I just dont want to tell you it.
Me: ''Hola! Como estas? :)'' Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: ''Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!''
A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.
Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Have you ever noticed that it's impossible to make pinching your elbow hurt?


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