Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
Have you ever noticed that it's impossible to make pinching your elbow hurt?
I'm going to stand outside.. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding..
I'm in a relationship with sleep and i get some everynite... and if im lucky i get some during the day
Men, we failed we just can never understand the woman's logic, so give up trying, nod your head, and say thank you for still loving us anyway
A perfect girl is not real, and a real girl is not perfect . :)
The little boy asked his father 'DAD how much does it cost to get married? Father replied 'I dont know son. Im still payimg
Your arrival was fantastic, now let me see your departure!
Cops don't like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air then you wave them like you just don't care
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Did you ever wonder if camels looked down at their feet and say... Oh MY GOD I HAVE PUSSY FEET?
For all you who think I'm not worth much, I'll have you know I have many great qualities or as my therapist calls them "symptoms".
For a good healthy dose of insanity, when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
Sorry Weather Channel. Not buying it. I heard you talking about projecting the hurricaine path based on what models are saying. Last time I let a model give me science advice my kid got polio and the mumps.
FRIEND: Wanna hear a joke? , YOU: Your life?!
have you ever felt completely calm cool and collected? Yeah, me neither.
Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, & good times had pause buttons. Live, laugh!
It is not who you are but who you become through life. We live, make mistakes, and we learn, and if you learn well you become wise.


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