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One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
Funny Facebook Statuses Cole in Funny
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While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
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Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
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Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''
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I can't take this long distance relationship anymore... Fridge, you're coming to my room
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Me: ''Hola! Como estas? :)'' Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: ''Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!''
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I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep and I`m all like (o__-)
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I'm going to stand outside.. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding..
Funny Facebook Statuses Ahmed in Funny
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Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
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I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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When I say '' It's a long story'' It usually means I just dont want to tell you it.
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I don't have a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers - but I think 2 of them are cops.
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A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.
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(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin, they hatin
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Have you ever noticed that it's impossible to make pinching your elbow hurt?
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I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
Funny Facebook Statuses Amber in Funny
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The best memories come from bad ideas.
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