Family Facebook Statuses

For anyone who uses Facebook in a personal capacity, as opposed to for marketing and business promotion, family is at the heart of the website experience. Family Facebook statuses are therefore a mainstay of keeping connected to loved ones. Facebook statuses about family stuff are sure to get readers interested, although you should be careful not to reveal too much sensitive information in Facebook statuses about family members.

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i love my family even though we are dysfunctional. they make things more interesting
Remember that the ones that are the quickest at pointing out your flaws are only trying to hide their own
Spending time with family is one of Gods most precious gifts <3 Do it often <3 Embrace each and every moment <3 Cherish it <3 Don't waste precious time *~ <3 ~*
you want to runaway to become a traveler? it's not the fucking circus!!
My family and friends mean the world to me and so I would like to take the opportunity to thank them for our laughs, cries and many remembered times to come x
Family is not always a blood relative. It can be a group of people you never want to live without
You never know what you're capable of until someone hurts or threatens your children. I'm pretty sure you don't want to test that theory.
my family started when my daddy farted my sister came out retarded my whole family
How sad to think friends are more family than family
YES, I have grand children.
It's amazing how just a few words from family can mean so much :)
Family : you have that on brother that you are close to then he meets a girlfriend then she is utter bitch and then she takes him away forever iloveyou tho bro
Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family
I'm not a squirrel. So pardon me if I don't care for the nuts that grow on my family tree!!!
thinks family should always come 1st.. cars, money, partying, clubbing. All that doesnt matter. Spend your time wisely before its too late.. 2mrw isnt promised
if loonies could fly, my family would be the air force!
Why is it when you sometimes reach out to your family they usually have an excuse, but when they reach out to you your always there?


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