Family Facebook Statuses

For anyone who uses Facebook in a personal capacity, as opposed to for marketing and business promotion, family is at the heart of the website experience. Family Facebook statuses are therefore a mainstay of keeping connected to loved ones. Facebook statuses about family stuff are sure to get readers interested, although you should be careful not to reveal too much sensitive information in Facebook statuses about family members.

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Always let your parents know you love them regularly because one day you won`t be able to anymore.
We r family cuz.. we miss 1 another when we r apart! We never fail 2 recognize the accomplishments! Others can just look @ us & c that it is so!
My kids asked, "Wotcha doing today?" I said, "Nothing." they said, "You did that yesterday." I told them, "I WASN'T FINISHED!"
Friends Come AND Go But Your Family Will Always Be There They r A BIG Part Of UR Life. U May FIGHT N SHIT BUT THEY LOVE U N U LOVE THEM
I really hate it when people use the word "Family" as if they know what it means but then behave as if they don't.
A mom's joy begins when new life is stirring inside, when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very 1st time, & a playful kick reminds their that they is never alone
If u r a squirrel come visit us we r a bunch of nuts
Your children need your presence, more than they need your presents.
Family is priceless. love them while you can, forgive them while you can & enjoy them while they are here. They are just a loan.
Is going to ring Jeremy kyle up, cause i have some dicks in my family.
says...hold on to the memories because life changes so quickly that sometimes that's all ur left with xxx
Yeah i know I can make fun of my family, but if YOU think you can make fun of my family we will have a problem. Get your own family to make fun of.
The best thing in life is the memories you have been given because no one can take them from you.
You wanna beak me just remember I have an older Sister that doesn't mind beating your Ass!!
my friends mean the world to me, my family is my life, i don't know what I'd do without them all if i didnt have them in my life .. love you all x
just realized the true definition of family "people related by blood, who think they have the right to abuse and attack you emotionally and get way with it!
You know you're the best Aunt in the whole universe when your niece walks into the room and their face lights up when they sees you.
sometimes it's hard to avoid drama turds when some people seem to poop them out everywhere they go. LOL!


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