Family Facebook Statuses

For anyone who uses Facebook in a personal capacity, as opposed to for marketing and business promotion, family is at the heart of the website experience. Family Facebook statuses are therefore a mainstay of keeping connected to loved ones. Facebook statuses about family stuff are sure to get readers interested, although you should be careful not to reveal too much sensitive information in Facebook statuses about family members.

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My family tree has some pretty twisted roots, crooked branches, and sharp thorns.
Sometimes the greatest pain, the most intense hurt, comes from those we loved and trusted the most.Blood may be thicker than water...but bleeding hurts.
My family is like different candies with all different flavors some are nutty some are a little bit sour some are to sweet and some are just right
Whatever life brings, it's always good to have family and friends and I am thankful for all of you.
female stages: 1-mommy is your protector. 2-mom is the evil female that lives in your house.3- mom is your best friend.& 4- mom is your teacher & their grandma!
I'm related to people I don't relate to.
the greatest gift of all that God gave me is my family.
"Always Sisters, Forever Friends". We may not always get along, but I don't know what I would do without you in my life..
still thinks a small minority of people in this family are not all the ticket.
friends are the family you wish you had. family's are just the pain in the asses that you wish would go away. so don't shit and wish at the same time.
life is not about how much money you have, cars you drive or house you live in. Life is all about how much my family means to me! You can't put a price on that!
I'm sure I have family out there, somewhere! Just never get in touch unless wanting something
My family is like a chocolate bar. Sweet with MANY nuts (:
says, "I love my family. They may be crazy, but they are mine. "
Sometimes in life we have to make decisions that will hurt someone we love but we have to do what is best sometimes for ourselves and our families.
There is a point in a friendship where your friends aren't friends anymore, but become family instead <3
my family started when my daddy farted my sister came out retarded my whole family
Your right. I didn't do anything today.The house magically cleaned its self, your dinner magically cooked itself, your laundry magically did itself..seriously


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