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It's amazing how just a few words from family can mean so much :)
My family tree has some pretty twisted roots, crooked branches, and sharp thorns.
still thinks a small minority of people in this family are not all the ticket.
I love looking at the old photos and remembering the old memories that came along :)
My family is like different candies with all different flavors some are nutty some are a little bit sour some are to sweet and some are just right
Sometimes the greatest pain, the most intense hurt, comes from those we loved and trusted the most.Blood may be thicker than water...but bleeding hurts.
life is not about how much money you have, cars you drive or house you live in. Life is all about how much my family means to me! You can't put a price on that!
Sometimes a persons actions can cause more heartbreak than words can and when those actions are continuously repeated it causes a rift that can't be fixed
Family and friends need to keep in touch more, you never know for sure what tomorrow will bring.
friends are the family you wish you had. family's are just the pain in the asses that you wish would go away. so don't shit and wish at the same time.
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my family started when my daddy farted my sister came out retarded my whole family
female stages: 1-mommy is your protector. 2-mom is the evil female that lives in your house.3- mom is your best friend.& 4- mom is your teacher & their grandma!
more than they need your presents.
You know you're the best Aunt in the whole universe when your niece walks into the room and their face lights up when they sees you.
There is a point in a friendship where your friends aren't friends anymore, but become family instead <3
"Always Sisters, Forever Friends". We may not always get along, but I don't know what I would do without you in my life..
I'm related to people I don't relate to.
My family is like a chocolate bar. Sweet with MANY nuts (:

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