Facebook Statuses About Facebook

You have to admit that Facebook can be a serious addiction. Yet, despite the fact that we love it so much, the Facebook website has many annoying quirks. Therefore, Facebook statuses about Facebook are sure to get attention. Your own personal experiences and pet hates may provide raw material for Facebook statuses about Facebook but, if you're stuck, we have lots of Facebook statuses about Facebook here, too.

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Just because I'm on Facebook until midnight doesn't mean I'm addicted, I just like staring at my farm
is doing the housework...So far they's wiped the On button to the computer with their finger. Ooh look...Facebook!!
If you poke me, and I poke you back, is that Facebook sex? And if you poke me and I didn't want to be poked, does that mean you just assaulted my Facebook page?
...why do they bother to put the statement on tequila "Please drink responsibly" --has anything responsible EVER come from tequila?
People need to realise facebook is to connect n chat. It's not your dear fucking diary!
You know there's nothing new since the last time, but you check it anyway.
Hates it when there is nothing to do on Facebook, so you just ending up staring at the home page, hoping something interesting will happen!
Click "like" if you really should be doing something other than being on Facebook! ^_-
The best quote for students out there: "I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK!"
Logs onto Facebook* (NEWS) friend commented on your page (YOU) One of my friends talked to me! *Click* (COMMENT) your friend needs help in their city (YOU) Crap
Saturday night + jack Daniels + Facebook = apologies in the morning!
dear world...facebook is not your diary! nobody cares.
thinks the government should class Facebook addiction as a reason for disability payments ;D
was fuming when ejected from the zoo for throwing shit at the monkeys - "they started it !"
Complete the following line and lets see how long this story gets. I walked along the path and suddenly something tapped me on the back i turned around...
Can mind read... I know what your doing RIGHT NOW, I bet you any money that... Your reading this post! YES YOU ARE DON'T LIE... =D
OK we are all addicted to Facebook so lets see who can admit it like this


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