Facebook Statuses About Facebook

You have to admit that Facebook can be a serious addiction. Yet, despite the fact that we love it so much, the Facebook website has many annoying quirks. Therefore, Facebook statuses about Facebook are sure to get attention. Your own personal experiences and pet hates may provide raw material for Facebook statuses about Facebook but, if you're stuck, we have lots of Facebook statuses about Facebook here, too.

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Facebook Statuses About Facebook
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Dear Facebook, Please let me go. My pillow and blanket are already calling my name. I will return in the morning, promise!
Always remember to keep a great Facebook profile picture! This is the photo they will plaster all over the news media if something ever goes terribly wrong.
This status update is brought to you by Smirnoff. Update responsibly.
...is signing off...see you tomorrow FB friends! God bless and goodnight! ^_~".
tried POKING people in real life. Surprisingly, doesn't go down that well
I am pretty sure my husband hates the inventor of Facebook
texting + Facebook = textbook . so it looks like I'm doing work <3
laundry..dishes..cleaning..ooooohhhhh.. look Facebook!!!
Facebook shud cum wid a warning label like fags *FACEBOOK KILLS UR BRAIN CELLS*
is on a Facebook diet! So far I have lost 3 hours and gained 20 friends!
Facebook Statuses About Facebook
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is so addicted to Facebook, they went over to a friends house and wrote on their wall!
Help Facebook kidnapped me!
Press CTRL-W and your addiction will be 100% over.
warns...Facebook Friends please be safe, don't "poke" without protection.
Facebook is a bit like your fridge... You know there's nothing new since the last time, but you check it anyway.
says I get this funny feeling that people are reading the things I type here but maybe I'm just being paranoid.
To all my friends who insisted that I join FB, thanks, thanks a lot for addicting me to the face crack!
Are you really addicted to Facebook? Then just try pressing ctrl and W! Don't worry it has no side effects!


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