Facebook Statuses About Facebook

You have to admit that Facebook can be a serious addiction. Yet, despite the fact that we love it so much, the Facebook website has many annoying quirks. Therefore, Facebook statuses about Facebook are sure to get attention. Your own personal experiences and pet hates may provide raw material for Facebook statuses about Facebook but, if you're stuck, we have lots of Facebook statuses about Facebook here, too.

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Facebook is like jail. u sit around all day wasting time, whining about your problems, writing on walls, trying 2 make new friends, getting poked by strangers
F: fun. A: awesome. C: crazy E: entertaining B: Boring O: OMG! O: Oh shit! K: Damn I don't care to finish this.
is going to let go of the past... make the most of the present... and excitedly look forward to the future... <3 <3 *LiFeS To sHoRt* <3 <3
If I want to get a message across to you I do not have to hide behind a Facebook post.
thinks facefuck should have a hosepipe button so we can was the bullshit statuses of our walls
We human are facing the biggest addiction, we are Facebookholic!
aww you deleted me from your friends...wow hit me where it really hurts! not!! i didn't like you anyways biatch! hahahaha :)
has an addiction...HOW do I know this? EVERY time I pick up my laptop, no matter what my plans are to look at...I always start typing "FACEBOOK"
I know how to block someone on Facebook but how do you knock someone the fuck out? Is there a button for that?
Why is it we have so many Facebook friends but talk to very few of them??
face the book not Facebook
do they have support groups for Facebook addiction? Wait I bet they have one on Facebook.
wonders what kind of drugs the creators of farmville were on when they decided that penguin's live on farms and to make them poop ice cubes share man!
thinks that whatever you do, wherever you are, somehow, somewhere, you will end up on Facebook.
you ever want to chat with someone on facebook and as you're typing 'hi' you realize you have nothing to talk about? FML.
do you ever find yourself going 2 another site but ending up on Facebook?
Just when you think you're all alone, someone, somewhere is stalking your Facebook Page!


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