Facebook Statuses About Facebook

You have to admit that Facebook can be a serious addiction. Yet, despite the fact that we love it so much, the Facebook website has many annoying quirks. Therefore, Facebook statuses about Facebook are sure to get attention. Your own personal experiences and pet hates may provide raw material for Facebook statuses about Facebook but, if you're stuck, we have lots of Facebook statuses about Facebook here, too.

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Do you stalk someone on Facebook? I know a few people who stalk at least one person. I bet you do too. :) Just saying.
I just learned via Facebook that 5 of my friends "Like" Britney Spears. Make that 5 *former* friends..
Why can't you get it through ur thick skull that Facebook IS CHEAPER THEN CALLING
Facebook is like a newspaper cant believe a word u read
Thinks Whoever Is Reading This Should Write Me A Comment.**
wonders, if Youtube, Twitter, Myspace and Facebook were put together to form on site, would it be called; YouTwitMyface?
All of those in favor of warmer weather say "I"
Logs onto Facebook* (NEWS) friend commented on your page (YOU) One of my friends talked to me! *Click* (COMMENT) your friend needs help in their city (YOU) Crap
The best quote for students out there: "I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK!"
Click "like" if you really should be doing something other than being on Facebook! ^_-
...why do they bother to put the statement on tequila "Please drink responsibly" --has anything responsible EVER come from tequila?
OK we are all addicted to Facebook so lets see who can admit it like this
If you poke me, and I poke you back, is that Facebook sex? And if you poke me and I didn't want to be poked, does that mean you just assaulted my Facebook page?
People need to realise facebook is to connect n chat. It's not your dear fucking diary!
was fuming when ejected from the zoo for throwing shit at the monkeys - "they started it !"
You know there's nothing new since the last time, but you check it anyway.
dear world...facebook is not your diary! nobody cares.


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