Facebook Statuses About Facebook

You have to admit that Facebook can be a serious addiction. Yet, despite the fact that we love it so much, the Facebook website has many annoying quirks. Therefore, Facebook statuses about Facebook are sure to get attention. Your own personal experiences and pet hates may provide raw material for Facebook statuses about Facebook but, if you're stuck, we have lots of Facebook statuses about Facebook here, too.

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Facebook Statuses About Facebook
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If you talk behind my back please say it to my FACE, not my FACE-book! There's a difference you know!
~ How about replacing the "POKE" button on here with a "PUNCH IN THE FACE" button? Works for me!
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
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wishes there was a "slap your ass button" on facebook
wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?
"Like" this if you have ever tripped UP the stairs(:
I think Facebook slogan should be"Helping people stay connected when the restraining order doesn't include the Internet:)
"delete, block, ignore." It's too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy it is on Facebook.
Click "Like" if you like me. Thank you.
Facebook Statuses About Facebook
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Facebook says that i used the friend finder but did i,Hell no!This stupid thing lied!WTF! its bad enough people lie and now websites lie to?
pulang malam,,,,
မဂၤလာပါ all my friends
Me:On FB I can sprinkle gardens, poke people, pet, feed, manage a farm and a restaurant why cant I be that productive in RL???Doc:Ur heads too far up FBs ass!
Facebook: Making the world smaller and smaller one friend request at a time.
If you can read this, then you have not been deleted. Congratulations!
You know you're addicted to Facebook when your ritual of tucking in the kids becomes screaming "Good night, sleep tight, Mommy loves you!" from your chair.


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