Facebook Statuses About Facebook

You have to admit that Facebook can be a serious addiction. Yet, despite the fact that we love it so much, the Facebook website has many annoying quirks. Therefore, Facebook statuses about Facebook are sure to get attention. Your own personal experiences and pet hates may provide raw material for Facebook statuses about Facebook but, if you're stuck, we have lots of Facebook statuses about Facebook here, too.

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Facebook really needs to add a few new buttons. We only have "like" we need a "LOVE" button, a "Hate" button, and perhaps a "Shut the HELL up" button!
you know your a Facebook addict when u go on the computer to do something , but always end up on Facebook...like if you do this lol
OMG!!! I just found the cure 4 Facebook addiction!!Just press ALT&F4 at the same time! It Works!!!
Facebook is like jail. u sit around all day wasting time, whining about your problems, writing on walls, trying 2 make new friends, getting poked by strangers
If you talk behind my back please say it to my FACE, not my FACE-book! There's a difference you know!
The Government needs to find a way to make Facebook a career... it would open up so many jobs for people.
"Like" this if you have ever tripped UP the stairs(:
c if some people spent as much time studying' 4 school, as they did on fb every1 would be a genius !
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I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
~ How about replacing the "POKE" button on here with a "PUNCH IN THE FACE" button? Works for me!
wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?
And then God said, "Let there be Facebook so that no teenager can get his or her homework done."
wishes there was a "slap your ass button" on facebook
got on the computer to do something important, but got distracted by FACEBOOK!!
is on a Facebook diet! So far I have lost 3 hours and gained 20 friends!
If I want to get a message across to you I do not have to hide behind a Facebook post.
I think Facebook slogan should be"Helping people stay connected when the restraining order doesn't include the Internet:)


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