Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.

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Evil Facebook Statuses
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When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
If Im actually quiet dont ask me whats wrong cuz Im fine.. but you might wanna RUN!! }:)
thinks there's something wrong with my angel, their wings are black and they's sitting with the devil and giggling hysterically.
Your Choice! ;)
has a plastic sword and is NOT afraid to use it! FEAR ME!
Come to the dark side.. we have cookies! Welcome to the dark side are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
Ever noticed that, "live" spelled backwards is, "evil"? It makes sense.
wondering when people will finally figure out just how bad my anger problems are?
Yes,I know I'm loud.Don't be worried about that...be worried when I'm quiet and away from everyone else MWAHAHAHA...i mean haha pretty flower... YOU HEARD NOTHN
With enough caffeine i could take over the world
Evil Facebook Statuses
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Everybody has a dark side... Wanna see mine!?
Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
Whatever doesn't kill me...better run!
i was told today that I'm not mean I'm evil... i just smiled and said yep my mommy taught me well!! =]
Please, I don't worship the devil!
if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
You've pushed me to the end of my rope, go ahead and take the last push...I DARE YOU ASSHOLE, try me. You "think" you know me? Try me, I wish you would >:D
Friends will let you cry on their shoulder, good friends will help you put the body in the bags, but a best friend will help you dig the hole to bury it in.


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