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I have only two rules: 1.) I don't give a fuck, and 2.) If i seem to be beginning to do so, re-read rule one.
Has the sudden urge to push someone down the stairs and jump on them from the top. *gets list of annoying people*
what is wrong with people now days you do one thing wrong and they yell like wtf who do you think you are to yell at me Ur not perfect 3:)
wonders what it would be like to take a 13 mm drill bit to some mother fucks head
Is thinking the evil bitch side of me is going to make a come back.. beware
wanna know why I hate Twilight? FINE! In real life, men who sparkle, are just not that into girls.
Watch out for the quiet shy people, they could be plotting ur death.
is thinking.. Which one do I pick? The Red one with horns and a pitchfork OR the one with the pretty white wings?..I think I will go with the Red one :D
As I walk through the shadow of death I will fear no evil. Cause I am eviler than any mother f#*ker here
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
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honestly, wanna know something? the voices in my head are getting some pretty smart plans...i think I'll start listening to them...i feel totally evil:)
i have a prisoner in my closet and a samurai sword in my hand and I'm laughing hysterically
I'm not evil! I'm just blessed with the ability to look it! XD
I have decided to become EVIL! do you think i can pull it off?
Smile as if you have an evil plan, even when you don't.
You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
OH NO! I wasn't going to stab you with THIS knife! I was going to stab you with THAT knife

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