Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.

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Evil Facebook Statuses
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Yes,I know I'm loud.Don't be worried about that...be worried when I'm quiet and away from everyone else MWAHAHAHA...i mean haha pretty flower... YOU HEARD NOTHN
With enough caffeine i could take over the world
Everybody has a dark side... Wanna see mine!?
Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
Whatever doesn't kill me...better run!
i was told today that I'm not mean I'm evil... i just smiled and said yep my mommy taught me well!! =]
Please, I don't worship the devil!
if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
You've pushed me to the end of my rope, go ahead and take the last push...I DARE YOU ASSHOLE, try me. You "think" you know me? Try me, I wish you would >:D
Friends will let you cry on their shoulder, good friends will help you put the body in the bags, but a best friend will help you dig the hole to bury it in.
Evil Facebook Statuses
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the little angel on my shoulder quit it decided it can't keep up with the little devil on the other.
When life gives you lemons choke on them and die you stupid lemon eater!!
why are Mondays so sinister?
"When it comes to choosing between two evils, I choose the one I haven't done before." Mae West
When I get pissed, the devil runs like a little bitch.
if you want to get into my head be warned my thoughts well haunt your dreams for years
is putting another pin in their voodoo doll!
I may look like an angel but my devil horns keep my halo up.


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