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invites you to join the dark side. We have cookies, the music is much better, and we get to sleep in on Sundays.
What? I do too have a halo! Where is it? Errrrr...Ummm... It's just out being polished. YEAH! We'll go with that one!
[X] 2 Plastic Gloves
Everyone keeps calling me mean, evil, etc. Do you seriously think that's an insult to me?
when ever i walk in to the same room as the devil they starts running and yelling " oh shit they came to take my place. HELP! ME! PLEASE!"
Don't touch I'm insane and will bite
Says when I was born God said "ha ha competition for the devil."
asks "Why do people run when I smile?"
~~~|o|~~~ <<< they's drowning! (muhahaha i thew them in!) ohhhhh looky! here comes a shark!~~~^~|o|~^~~~ bye bye ~~~~~ peaceful waters OH!look there's blood!
Why is it when I am actually being nice, people ask "what's wrong" with me? Am I really THAT evil? Lol. Geez, I do have some kindness...somewhere :-)
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If I start to grin for no reason while staring at you, start to worry for your life. I may have come up with a new plan to torture you. >:D
Well, If you'll excuse me I have minds to corrupt and values to warp! Be back when I'm done!
Is gonna kick ur arse so hard ull b farting from ur mouth
Just once Id Like to dress Up a little Person like a little leprechaun and have them run down the street throwing lucky charms at people screaming Run away
I don't have to worry about what my evil twin does, I AM the evil twin!
The little "good" angel just committed suicide, by jumping off my shoulder. H'm..kinda feel bad now for saying, "oh stop whining and jump already."
I am a fallen angel did you know that, though it was a pain in the ass when I fell
can have evil ninja penguins at ur house with one command

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