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You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
HURT ME: With the power of Ur Dark Side
EVERYONE BE QUIET!!! The voices in my head gave me a very good idea! (If I were you I would run.)
BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI ,Murder they Wrote and Criminal Minds episode in EXISTENCE. I could make it look like Alvin the Chipmunk killed you
Is thinking the evil bitch side of me is going to make a come back.. beware
Yes,I know I'm loud.Don't be worried about worried when I'm quiet and away from everyone else MWAHAHAHA...i mean haha pretty flower... YOU HEARD NOTHN
WARNING! I smile when i think of new ways to KILL YOU :)
how come our flag offends them but our benefits don't :)
Like or comment if you'd like to be my evil sidekick!
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honestly, wanna know something? the voices in my head are getting some pretty smart plans...i think I'll start listening to them...i feel totally evil:)
i have a prisoner in my closet and a samurai sword in my hand and I'm laughing hysterically
evil shouldn't look this good...but it does
"Just remember while your standing there talking shit I am contemplating 500 ways to kill you, talk about nightmares"
Dare's you to right click your mouse and whatever your last 'copy' was.. Paste it below!
says Remember, I can be the best friend you ever had or your worst Nightmare!
The first time I visited Hell, the devil screamed and put their fingers in a cross shape and yelled "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
i love my life now :) cause your not in it ! suck on that, idiot ! :D

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