Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.

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Evil Facebook Statuses
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"Go to Hell" "uhh I cant moron, The devil still has that restraining order on me" XD
Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
cant wait to watch the fucking world burn
I have only two rules: 1.) I don't give a fuck, and 2.) If i seem to be beginning to do so, re-read rule one.
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
if i randomly stare into the distance and smile i suggest you run for dear life =)
if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
believes quite strongly that Monday's are evil.
Passando mal
Hey bitch, don't you ever realise that I'm EVIL and your just "mean"
Evil Facebook Statuses
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Slap me I will not slap you.Kick me I will not kick you. But don't even look towards my Family whom I love. Than you will not able to identify your FACE‚Äč.
As I walk through the shadow of death I will fear no evil. Cause I am eviler than any mother f#*ker here
You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
EVERYONE BE QUIET!!! The voices in my head gave me a very good idea! (If I were you I would run.)
BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI ,Murder they Wrote and Criminal Minds episode in EXISTENCE. I could make it look like Alvin the Chipmunk killed you
Yes,I know I'm loud.Don't be worried about that...be worried when I'm quiet and away from everyone else MWAHAHAHA...i mean haha pretty flower... YOU HEARD NOTHN
HURT ME: With the power of Ur Dark Side


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