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Don't ask me why I'm NOT smiling. It's when I DO smile that you need to worry. >)
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
woke up and the devil was in my room and when they saw my eyes where open they yelled "DON'T HURT ME I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" so if i where you i wouldn't mess with me
Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
I have only two rules: 1.) I don't give a fuck, and 2.) If i seem to be beginning to do so, re-read rule one.
punch me i punch you harder slap me i slap you harder. hurt my Friend and your face is going to meet my foot
"Go to Hell" "uhh I cant moron, The devil still has that restraining order on me" XD
cant wait to watch the fucking world burn
says if you think I'm evil now, get inside my head and see what evil really is
if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
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has decided that being nice and quiet is no longer an option... the DEVIL has come to play watch out the bitch is back ...
Passando mal
Hey bitch, don't you ever realise that I'm EVIL and your just "mean"
As I walk through the shadow of death I will fear no evil. Cause I am eviler than any mother f#*ker here
if i randomly stare into the distance and smile i suggest you run for dear life =)
Slap me I will not slap you.Kick me I will not kick you. But don't even look towards my Family whom I love. Than you will not able to identify your FACE‚Äč.
believes quite strongly that Monday's are evil.
You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"

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