Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.

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woke up and the devil was in my room and when they saw my eyes where open they yelled "DON'T HURT ME I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" so if i where you i wouldn't mess with me
if i randomly stare into the distance and smile i suggest you run for dear life =)
punch me i punch you harder slap me i slap you harder. hurt my Friend and your face is going to meet my foot
You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
has decided that being nice and quiet is no longer an option... the DEVIL has come to play watch out the bitch is back ...
Passando mal
cant wait to watch the fucking world burn
Woke up this morning and thought, what the hell I think I'll take over the world today.
says if you think I'm evil now, get inside my head and see what evil really is
believes quite strongly that Monday's are evil.
Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
"Go to Hell" "uhh I cant moron, The devil still has that restraining order on me" XD
if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
Hey bitch, don't you ever realise that I'm EVIL and your just "mean"
Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
I have only two rules: 1.) I don't give a fuck, and 2.) If i seem to be beginning to do so, re-read rule one.
Don't ask me why I'm NOT smiling. It's when I DO smile that you need to worry. >)


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