Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.

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Evil Facebook Statuses
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cant wait to watch the fucking world burn
Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
if i randomly stare into the distance and smile i suggest you run for dear life =)
Hey bitch, don't you ever realise that I'm EVIL and your just "mean"
Passando mal
I have only two rules: 1.) I don't give a fuck, and 2.) If i seem to be beginning to do so, re-read rule one.
You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
As I walk through the shadow of death I will fear no evil. Cause I am eviler than any mother f#*ker here
Slap me I will not slap you.Kick me I will not kick you. But don't even look towards my Family whom I love. Than you will not able to identify your FACE‚Äč.
Evil Facebook Statuses
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BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI ,Murder they Wrote and Criminal Minds episode in EXISTENCE. I could make it look like Alvin the Chipmunk killed you
i have a prisoner in my closet and a samurai sword in my hand and I'm laughing hysterically
Like or comment if you'd like to be my evil sidekick!
Has the sudden urge to push someone down the stairs and jump on them from the top. *gets list of annoying people*
Is thinking the evil bitch side of me is going to make a come back.. beware
wanna know why I hate Twilight? FINE! In real life, men who sparkle, are just not that into girls.
honestly, wanna know something? the voices in my head are getting some pretty smart plans...i think I'll start listening to them...i feel totally evil:)
OH NO! I wasn't going to stab you with THIS knife! I was going to stab you with THAT knife


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