Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.

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Evil Facebook Statuses
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Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
Passando mal
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
I have only two rules: 1.) I don't give a fuck, and 2.) If i seem to be beginning to do so, re-read rule one.
BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI ,Murder they Wrote and Criminal Minds episode in EXISTENCE. I could make it look like Alvin the Chipmunk killed you
i have a prisoner in my closet and a samurai sword in my hand and I'm laughing hysterically
Forgiving is something good to do.. but sometimes REVENGE ROCKS!
Has the sudden urge to push someone down the stairs and jump on them from the top. *gets list of annoying people*
wonders what it would be like to take a 13 mm drill bit to some mother fucks head
Is thinking the evil bitch side of me is going to make a come back.. beware
Evil Facebook Statuses
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wanna know why I hate Twilight? FINE! In real life, men who sparkle, are just not that into girls.
honestly, wanna know something? the voices in my head are getting some pretty smart plans...i think I'll start listening to them...i feel totally evil:)
Slap me I will not slap you.Kick me I will not kick you. But don't even look towards my Family whom I love. Than you will not able to identify your FACE‚Äč.
they keep hiding the sharp objects... but no one ever thinks to hide the baseball bat >:)
what is wrong with people now days you do one thing wrong and they yell like wtf who do you think you are to yell at me Ur not perfect 3:)
Watch out for the quiet shy people, they could be plotting ur death.
is thinking.. Which one do I pick? The Red one with horns and a pitchfork OR the one with the pretty white wings?..I think I will go with the Red one :D


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