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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
Just because I don't go get drunk, get high or with random guys doesn't mean that I'm not cool or a goody goody.It just means that I have values&morals
Mmmmmmmmm...The Shnausberries taste like Shnausberries...
is here to prove a point ..................that life is shit without a joint :)
wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!!
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end. Spark it up and get fucked up and pass it to a friend!
Why hasn't anyone come up with a pill for ," Brokeassness " ?
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads are trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
roll roll roll the joint
So the teachers at school are telling us to say no to drugs but if your talking to drugs don't you think its a little to late.
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MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES!! It's called Marijuana.. Legalize it, Tax it,Make Billions of dollars, everyone happy. oh (and high)
when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic
I take a toke,That makes em choke.Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.
Q: There were nine fleas on a fanny. Four of them were smoking dope what were the other five doing? A: Sniffing Crack
2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka
doesnt do cocaine i just like the smell of it!
"PHARMACY NOTIFICATION". ...... as of January 2009 viagra will only be available under its chemical name. Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
pass it down the line

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