Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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Thinks its funny when low life's beg for shit but don't do anything to improve their own lives and think people owe them.
I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument
they banned candy cigarettes, yet they still have pixie sticks yea that's nice teach your kids to breath powdery stuff in through a straw.
Q..Whats the only animal to have an asshole half way up it's back? A..a police horse!!
tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
Sign in public toilet . It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke
with speed and weed an little e's let's get high and talk to tree's first we live and then we die so fuck the world and let's get high
ABC or LSD the Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is red and one is blue. The yellow one just took my Shoe!
Two ants on a woman's ass which on is the junkie??
u gotta get fucked up
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
babysit the blunt...i dont wanna hurt'chall---puff puff pass baby--who's
Stoners live stoners die
Oh No Partner! You found weed growing on your farm! Would you like to share with your friends?
Rol Rol Rol ya joint twist it at the end, spark it up and tek puf pass it 2 ya frend wen ya frends ad a go pas it 2 u mum wen ya mums ad a go ya beta fkin run
says "In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal."
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
To all the Preppies who think their cool


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