Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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drug dealers are using automated phone services now, i just rang one up and this voice said "if you want to buy marijuana press the hash key"
says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
I've got a drug problem, the problem is i haven't got any
People who smoke marijuana forget what they have just said and done... also people who smoke marijuana forget what they have just said and done.
I don't need drugs, me and my friends are crazy enough without them.
will have a tall, Vicodin, Percocet, non-fat, Captain Morgan, shaken not stirred, on the rocks, to go please!
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a mini thin (I'm Slim Shady) I'm Shady!
The one on the crack! :)
is wondering if it's possible to grow cannabis in Farm Ville, sell it to the people on Mafia Wars, who would sell it to the people on the streets of Yo-Ville.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours.
Little Druggie, Sat In their Buggy Smokin A Joint Of Weed, Along Came A Spider And Sat Down Beside them And Sold them A Kilo Of Speed
Peanut butter kills more people each month than have ever been directly linked to marijuana use. So too do bicycles, sex, dog attacks, and police officers.
If you're saying no to drugs, like literally yelling "NO!" at a bag of weed, you're probably just really really high.
wishes there was a rehab for stupidity. Some of you reading this probably know a few people that can use a vacation there
A..a police horse!!
wonders why in the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal


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