Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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Is watching a drug-addicted blue caterpillar, a grinning cat, a Hare that's mad, a Hatter that's mad, and singing "Happy Un-birthday." What kind of drug am I on
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!!
MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES!! It's called Marijuana.. Legalize it, Tax it,Make Billions of dollars, everyone happy. oh (and high)
Why hasn't anyone come up with a pill for ," Brokeassness " ?
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end. Spark it up and get fucked up and pass it to a friend!
So the teachers at school are telling us to say no to drugs but if your talking to drugs don't you think its a little to late.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
is here to prove a point ..................that life is shit without a joint :)
Just because I don't go get drunk, get high or with random guys doesn't mean that I'm not cool or a goody goody.It just means that I have values&morals
roll roll roll the joint
Has spent the last week following that white line that leads to the polka dotted penguin's cave, cause that fucker stole my skittles & my sanity!!!
when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic
It must be spring, I just saw 2 crackheads pawning a space heater. Who needs a groundhog?
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads are trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
Mmmmmmmmm...The Shnausberries taste like Shnausberries...


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