Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES!! It's called Marijuana.. Legalize it, Tax it,Make Billions of dollars, everyone happy. oh (and high)
I take a toke,That makes em choke.Now watch all my cares go up in smoke.
Party hard Rock and Roll Drink a Keg Smoke a Bowl To all the Preppies who think their cool Think Again cuz STONERS RULE!!
"PHARMACY NOTIFICATION". ...... as of January 2009 viagra will only be available under its chemical name. Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
Stoners live stoners die Fuck the world lets get high and to all u ppl who think ur cool Fuck u bitches Stoners rule!!
Two ants on a woman's arse which on is the junkie??
pass it down the line
Think Again cuz STONERS RULE!!
pains gone thanks to some strong pain killers, but now i have to help Tin Man get a heart & Scare Crow a brain oh look a Lion..
roll roll roll the joint
2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka
Marijuana is horrible and wrong yet its totally ok to bomb the shit out of a country
Q: There were nine fleas on a fanny. Four of them were smoking dope what were the other five doing? A: Sniffing Crack
So the teachers at school are telling us to say no to drugs but if your talking to drugs don't you think its a little to late.
doesnt do cocaine i just like the smell of it!
:Its official. I'm middle- aged. I don't need drugs anymore. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast!!
I walked into the bank and put a bag of weed on the desk. The clerk says, "What r u doing?" I said,"I want to open a joint account"
when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic


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