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Party hard Rock and Roll Drink a Keg Smoke a Bowl To all the Preppies who think their cool Think Again cuz STONERS RULE!!
Stoners live stoners die Fuck the world lets get high and to all u ppl who think ur cool Fuck u bitches Stoners rule!!
I walked into the bank and put a bag of weed on the desk. The clerk says, "What r u doing?" I said,"I want to open a joint account"
:Its official. I'm middle- aged. I don't need drugs anymore. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast!!
i think u should be able 2 get weed on farm-ville, sell it to mafia wars, trade it for crack then all get high on yo-ville!
drug dealers are using automated phone services now, i just rang one up and this voice said "if you want to buy marijuana press the hash key"
People who smoke marijuana forget what they have just said and done... also people who smoke marijuana forget what they have just said and done.
Stoners rule!!
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a mini thin (I'm Slim Shady) I'm Shady!
The one on the crack! :)
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is wondering if it's possible to grow cannabis in Farm Ville, sell it to the people on Mafia Wars, who would sell it to the people on the streets of Yo-Ville.
Peanut butter kills more people each month than have ever been directly linked to marijuana use. So too do bicycles, sex, dog attacks, and police officers.
wonders why in the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal
Weed isn't a drug! It's a plant, it just grows there! Drugs you gotta do shit to it chemically. You gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up! -Katt Williams.
there comes a time in life when you just have to take a fuck it all pill and kick back relax watch the world go by and smoke a joint
Who ever invented the saying sex drugs and rock and roll were misguided!! SEX DRUGS and DRUM AND BASS
when I'm dead & in my grave, no more pot & whiskey will I crave. On my

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