To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.



Visit a category to add your own

Facebook Statuses About Drugs
Tweet Post on facebook
Post the generated link and it will appear as image in your timeline
next---dirtball
when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
I phoned the drug advice line earlier today.
Is watching a drug-addicted blue caterpillar, a grinning cat, a Hare that's mad, a Hatter that's mad, and singing "Happy Un-birthday." What kind of drug am I on
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
Why hasn't anyone come up with a pill for ," Brokeassness " ?
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads are trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
So the teachers at school are telling us to say no to drugs but if your talking to drugs don't you think its a little to late.
A B C D , L S D..Gummybears are chasing me. first ones red. second ones blue. the last ones yelling "ill kill you!" .a b c d, L S D.Gummybears are chasing me
Fuck u bitches
Facebook Statuses About Drugs
Tweet Post on facebook
Post the generated link and it will appear as image in your timeline
I've got a drug problem, the problem is i haven't got any
I don't need drugs, me and my friends are crazy enough without them.
wishes there was a rehab for stupidity. Some of you reading this probably know a few people that can use a vacation there
A..a police horse!!
"Who says stoners aren't creative? Give them weed and nothing to smoke it out of, and they turn into fucking Macgyver."
Just having one of those days "I'll have a cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go please".
I phoned the drug advice line earlier today. "Where can I get an eighth?" is not a question their trained for.
Doesn't need drugs, I'm naturally retarded. :)

We add new interesting quotes to our site daily, so visit us frequently to find the most popular facebook status updates, sayings about relationships and friendship or some funny facebook statuses. Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Thanks!