Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
sex drugs rock n roll weed speed birth control in the we all get high so for all you pussy who never gave weed a try fuck the world lets get high
when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
bitch you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit, because i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick - Eminem
Is watching a drug-addicted blue caterpillar, a grinning cat, a Hare that's mad, a Hatter that's mad, and singing "Happy Un-birthday." What kind of drug am I on
i love walking on the beach with my girlfriend . . until the LSD wears off then i just carry on dragging a stolen mannequin round the car park
Thinks if you were riding your donkey nd someone threw a rock at you and u fell off, would you be considered stoned off your ass?
don't underestimate me, i have SMALL PERSONS DISORDER!!
When i am high find me on Facebook.
Remembers a time when "coke" was something we drank, and "ice" was something we put in it!
says "In the 60s, people took drugs to make the world look fucked. Now the world is fucked and people take drugs to make it look normal. lol :p
Remember, eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables... wait? NO! That's not right! Eh oh well, it wasn't that important.
Thinks its funny when low life's beg for shit but don't do anything to improve their own lives and think people owe them.
I phoned the drug advice line earlier today.
TRUE: Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

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