Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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It must be spring, I just saw 2 crackheads pawning a space heater. Who needs a groundhog?
roll roll roll the joint...pass it down the line... take a hit and hold it in. and now your feeling fine(:
don't underestimate me, i have SMALL PERSONS DISORDER!!
Sign in public toilet . It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind
when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic
says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours.
TRUE: Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
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says "In the 60s, people took drugs to make the world look fucked. Now the world is fucked and people take drugs to make it look normal. lol :p
Thinks if you were riding your donkey nd someone threw a rock at you and u fell off, would you be considered stoned off your ass?
sex drugs rock n roll weed speed birth control in the we all get high so for all you pussy who never gave weed a try fuck the world lets get high
they banned candy cigarettes, yet they still have pixie sticks yea that's nice teach your kids to breath powdery stuff in through a straw.
Thinks its funny when low life's beg for shit but don't do anything to improve their own lives and think people owe them.
Remember, eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables... wait? NO! That's not right! Eh oh well, it wasn't that important.
next---dirtball
i walked in the house and yelled "the clown has no penis". i think that could have been my giveaway.

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