Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
i love walking on the beach with my girlfriend . . until the LSD wears off then i just carry on dragging a stolen mannequin round the car park
don't underestimate me, i have SMALL PERSONS DISORDER!!
Thinks its funny when low life's beg for shit but don't do anything to improve their own lives and think people owe them.
Remember, eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables... wait? NO! That's not right! Eh oh well, it wasn't that important.
Is watching a drug-addicted blue caterpillar, a grinning cat, a Hare that's mad, a Hatter that's mad, and singing "Happy Un-birthday." What kind of drug am I on
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
TRUE: Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
Two ants on a woman's ass which on is the junkie??
u gotta get fucked up
Remembers a time when "coke" was something we drank, and "ice" was something we put in it!
says "In the 60s, people took drugs to make the world look fucked. Now the world is fucked and people take drugs to make it look normal. lol :p
Why hasn't anyone come up with a pill for ," Brokeassness " ?
when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
I phoned the drug advice line earlier today.
It must be spring, I just saw 2 crackheads pawning a space heater. Who needs a groundhog?

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