Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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don't underestimate me, i have SMALL PERSONS DISORDER!!
Sign in public toilet . It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind
sex drugs rock n roll weed speed birth control in the we all get high so for all you pussy who never gave weed a try fuck the world lets get high
they banned candy cigarettes, yet they still have pixie sticks yea that's nice teach your kids to breath powdery stuff in through a straw.
Thinks its funny when low life's beg for shit but don't do anything to improve their own lives and think people owe them.
Remember, eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables... wait? NO! That's not right! Eh oh well, it wasn't that important.
next---dirtball
i walked in the house and yelled "the clown has no penis". i think that could have been my giveaway.
Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
I phoned the drug advice line earlier today.
Is watching a drug-addicted blue caterpillar, a grinning cat, a Hare that's mad, a Hatter that's mad, and singing "Happy Un-birthday." What kind of drug am I on
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap. nah that's the Xanax never mind
Why hasn't anyone come up with a pill for ," Brokeassness " ?
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads are trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
So the teachers at school are telling us to say no to drugs but if your talking to drugs don't you think its a little to late.
Wants To Give You A Quick Word Of Advice.!! Never Try Sniffing Coke Cuz The Ice-Cubes Will Get Stuck Up Your Nose.!!*

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