Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

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Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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...they just don't make a Prozac big enough for some days...
If you see a dinosaur, you should stop doing drugs.
Remembers a time when "coke" was something we drank, and "ice" was something we put in it!
It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
i walked in the house and yelled "the clown has no penis". i think that could have been my giveaway.
tell me about the fuckin golf shoes Man (original T.M.)
juuust waitin' for the meds to kick in...
roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind
Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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Tonight Mathew...I'm going to be..."OFF MY FACE"...
hey what level in farmville do I get to grow "medical" marijuana
says you know you're smashed when you have to shut one eye, squint with the other, and then stick out your tongue to get everything into focus!! ;D
Party hard Rock and Roll Drink a Keg Smoke a Bowl
roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a haul say fuck it all, and smoke it till the end :)
Remember, eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables... wait? NO! That's not right! Eh oh well, it wasn't that important.
says "In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal."


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