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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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"is my love your drug?" - No, your love is what makes me need to take drugs!
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Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end. Spark it up and get fucked up and pass it to a friend!
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When a long-time drug addict tells you they aren't doing drugs anymore, you can bet your sweet ass that they aren't doing them any LESS, either!
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tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
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It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
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A doctor once told me, "smoke weed everyday." well...does Dr. Dre count.?
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Little Druggie, Sat In their Buggy Smokin A Joint Of Weed, Along Came A Spider And Sat Down Beside them And Sold them A Kilo Of Speed
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My momma always told me "If it's green it's good" :D
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bitch you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit, because i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick - Eminem
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juuust waitin' for the meds to kick in...
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have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
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You know why people laugh when they get high? It's because marijuana being against the law is really' Ridiculous !
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i love walking on the beach with my girlfriend . . until the LSD wears off then i just carry on dragging a stolen mannequin round the car park
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When i am high find me on Facebook.
Facebook Statuses About Drugs Tayyab in Drugs
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Has spent the last week following that white line that leads to the polka dotted penguin's cave, cause that fucker stole my skittles & my sanity!!!
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fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
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"PHARMACY NOTIFICATION". ...... as of January 2009 viagra will only be available under its chemical name. Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
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