Facebook Statuses About Drugs

To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.

Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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Has spent the last week following that white line that leads to the polka dotted penguin's cave, cause that fucker stole my skittles & my sanity!!!
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Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end. Spark it up and get fucked up and pass it to a friend!
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have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
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says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
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when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic
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Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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roll roll roll the joint...pass it down the line... take a hit and hold it in. and now your feeling fine(:
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It must be spring, I just saw 2 crackheads pawning a space heater. Who needs a groundhog?
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When a long-time drug addict tells you they aren't doing drugs anymore, you can bet your sweet ass that they aren't doing them any LESS, either!
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+9
I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument
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juuust waitin' for the meds to kick in...
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My momma always told me "If it's green it's good" :D
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Facebook Statuses About Drugs
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Little Druggie, Sat In their Buggy Smokin A Joint Of Weed, Along Came A Spider And Sat Down Beside them And Sold them A Kilo Of Speed
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"is my love your drug?" - No, your love is what makes me need to take drugs!
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roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind
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"PHARMACY NOTIFICATION". ...... as of January 2009 viagra will only be available under its chemical name. Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
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It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
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+6

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