Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?"
My spirits are down today, I think I'll go to the liquor store to get more.
is also available in limited edition sober!
is proudly sponsored by Smirnoff tonight
says money can't buy me happiness, but it can buy me beer. And that is good enough for me
If the ocean was made of Jager & I were a duck.Id swim 2 the bottom & never come up.Since its not & Im not a duck,just hand me the bottle & SHUT the F*@k UP
u no u went over bored wit the boos when there's a dog in Ur shower,a rubber clown doll in Ur car,a ho-Bo sleeping in Ur bed,and pool in Ur kitchen!
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea,
Wont be bothered by BS instead ignore it and keep drinking lol got to love not giving a f**k !!
GIRLS N-I-G-H-T...O-U-T! Oh, Yeah!
Say's good friends will bail you out of jail but, your best friends will be sittin next to you saying "shit, that was fuckin funny!!"
Beer is for pussys! you wanna drink? then do it right! drink it down and live it up!
Is pretty sure some people could call the bar, their second home! With all the time and money they spend there, its like paying another mortgage.
Water into Wine?? I just turned my wages into Vodka...your move Jesus :)
has an alcohol problem! I've not got any!!
Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la, Let's go out and get off our trolley fa la la la la, la la la la!
I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night


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