Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Drinking Facebook Statuses
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life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
Ti's the season to get shit faced fa lalala la la la la get me pissed f**k my brains out tra lalala la la la la all 2gether pissed forever fa lalala la la la la
~ apologizes in advance if you are listed in the top third of their Saturday nite Drink-N-Dial directory..
Ice cold Bud Light + a few good friends = one hell of a good time
This New Year's Eve don't drink and drive, Gas is over $ 3.00 a gallon!
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
Wonders how long it will be before my drinking fucks up another relationship
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
is on vacation, body is here, but brain is on a tropical beach with a margarita fountain and cabana boys
Our Government is sneaky. They raise tax on alcohol, then make the country such a mess you have to drink more.
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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has zero coping skills left today. the only option i have left is to drink heavily.
is wondering...If alcohol kills germs shouldn't getting drunk be the solution to being sick?!
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
just found out what "Sober" meant. Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real
thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
People ask me how I get through my day so Care Free, dealing with so many Assholes?? I tell em I'm G.H.E.T.T.O - Get High Everyday To Tolerate Others! ;0)
by the end of the night i be as drunk as a skunk with a six pack and a girl to hump
If water was Vodka & I was a duck, i'd swim 2 the bottom & never cum up, But waters not Vodka & i'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fck


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