Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Drinking Facebook Statuses
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Ever stand back and look at yer EX and say "Holey Shit Was I Drunk Through-out our entire relationship?"
Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
feel like fist pumping? m//(^_^)m//
Jameson has stolen my heart and placed it in my liver
is going to have a drink, turn up the music, sing my little heart out and dance round the house
Wow 2010 is Almost over!! Countdown to 2011 has begun! Lets Make it a good one!Now someone hand Me a drink Dammit!!
Ol the bist for 9002
if the sea was vodka & I was a duck I'd start frm the bottom & drink my way up but the sea aint vodka & I aint a duck so pass me the bottle lets drink it all up
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
U drink, u go to bed, wake up in the morning & u feel like shit...it was the sleep that did it...i felt gr8 bout 2 o'clock last nite!!!
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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WANTED: Drinking Partner...WARNING: In one of those don't give a fuck moods...BE AWARE: Might possibly end up in jail! Only serious fucked up ppl need apply.
Tonight is brought to you by cocktails, friends, & gettin' jiggy with it... it may include drunk texting, offensive language; nudity & inappropriate touching ..
click "like" if you have ever had a drink with me Comment "HELL YEAH" if you want to lol DRUNKS UNITED!
fancies an alcoholic beverage and thinks 2nite is the night for one..OR LOTS!
Dear Captain Morgan, As you are sailing by could you please pick up my good friend Jack and I?
drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I'd like to think a big bottle of wine is the way to go.
Life has many choices: whiskey, vodka, rum, gin, beer, jack, jose, Jim... Which one did u Choose?


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