Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I'd like to think a big bottle of wine is the way to go.
This New Year's Eve don't drink and drive, Gas is over $ 3.00 a gallon!
Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
Ti's the season to get shit faced fa lalala la la la la get me pissed f**k my brains out tra lalala la la la la all 2gether pissed forever fa lalala la la la la
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
Life has many choices: whiskey, vodka, rum, gin, beer, jack, jose, Jim... Which one did u Choose?
if Ur heart is broken,I'll get the glue!if Ur lost in life,I'll come find u!if Ur sad,I'll make u smile!& if Ur happy let me no,we'll celebrate vodka style!
Ice cold Bud Light + a few good friends = one hell of a good time
life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully
has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
~ apologizes in advance if you are listed in the top third of their Saturday nite Drink-N-Dial directory..
Wonders how long it will be before my drinking fucks up another relationship
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
is on vacation, body is here, but brain is on a tropical beach with a margarita fountain and cabana boys
is going out tonight,and would like to apologize for any dirty and perverted texts,calls,or putting things on Facebook!!! will not be in my right state of mind!


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