Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
Dear Captain Morgan, As you are sailing by could you please pick up my good friend Jack and I?
if the sea was vodka & I was a duck I'd start frm the bottom & drink my way up but the sea aint vodka & I aint a duck so pass me the bottle lets drink it all up
click "like" if you have ever had a drink with me Comment "HELL YEAH" if you want to lol DRUNKS UNITED!
if Ur heart is broken,I'll get the glue!if Ur lost in life,I'll come find u!if Ur sad,I'll make u smile!& if Ur happy let me no,we'll celebrate vodka style!
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I'd like to think a big bottle of wine is the way to go.
Wow 2010 is Almost over!! Countdown to 2011 has begun! Lets Make it a good one!Now someone hand Me a drink Dammit!!
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
Tonight is brought to you by cocktails, friends, & gettin' jiggy with it... it may include drunk texting, offensive language; nudity & inappropriate touching ..
drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
WANTED: Drinking Partner...WARNING: In one of those don't give a fuck moods...BE AWARE: Might possibly end up in jail! Only serious fucked up ppl need apply.
Life has many choices: whiskey, vodka, rum, gin, beer, jack, jose, Jim... Which one did u Choose?
fancies an alcoholic beverage and thinks 2nite is the night for one..OR LOTS!
is going out tonight,and would like to apologize for any dirty and perverted texts,calls,or putting things on Facebook!!! will not be in my right state of mind!
has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!
U drink, u go to bed, wake up in the morning & u feel like shit...it was the sleep that did it...i felt gr8 bout 2 o'clock last nite!!!


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