More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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has zero coping skills left today. the only option i have left is to drink heavily.
is wondering...If alcohol kills germs shouldn't getting drunk be the solution to being sick?!
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
just found out what "Sober" meant. Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real
thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
People ask me how I get through my day so Care Free, dealing with so many Assholes?? I tell em I'm G.H.E.T.T.O - Get High Everyday To Tolerate Others! ;0)
by the end of the night i be as drunk as a skunk with a six pack and a girl to hump
If water was Vodka & I was a duck, i'd swim 2 the bottom & never cum up, But waters not Vodka & i'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fck
says: you don't need hand sanitizer, just give them a rub down with a shot of vodka!
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use my liver for is "after" photos.
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Where to start? - laundry, clean the bathroom, vacuum, make a drink, dust... WAIT! BACK UP! Yep, "make a drink" wins! Gotta start somewhere!
well I'm hanging with the devil on my shoulder again today the angel called in cause they couldn't keep up last night and is still drunk and having nightmares
says a friend will buy you drinks till you fall down.. a good friend will help you up... but a true friend is on the floor drunk with you :-)
i had what the guy on the floor had, hahaha gonna be a good night!
If Jacky D ain't cutting it, Jimmy B don't care and Johnny Walker has gone walk about, there is really only 1 thing left to do... run around like a WILD TURKEY
i have two options 1. have a glass of vodka and drift off into constant nightmares or 2. have multiple glasses of vodka and cause nightmares for everyone else
finds it humorous when the news casts on where police checkpoints are gonna be set up and yet people STILL get busted at them!
Friends like mine are hard to find..there are so many pubs they could be in any of them!!

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