Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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says, "You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
I drink so I can Tolerate others.
if vodka was water and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka ain't water and I'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up
OK.if a cop pulls you and says:"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Do NOT reply with:"Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
wishes I was laying on a beach with a pina colada right about now.
Gotta love drunk people, free entertainment =]
"It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now" sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed and I need a booty call.
The only men u can ever count on Jim,Jack,Johnny and Jose...Oh and of course The Captain lol
is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
s got this little voice in their head saying " go on it's Friday... go out and get drunk you know you want to."
and have the time of our lives.
Wow 2010 is Almost over!! Countdown to 2011 has begun! Lets Make it a good one!Now someone hand Me a drink Dammit!!
U drink, u go to bed, wake up in the morning & u feel like shit...it was the sleep that did it...i felt gr8 bout 2 o'clock last nite!!!
Tonight is brought to you by cocktails, friends, & gettin' jiggy with it... it may include drunk texting, offensive language; nudity & inappropriate touching ..
has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!
if Ur heart is broken,I'll get the glue!if Ur lost in life,I'll come find u!if Ur sad,I'll make u smile!& if Ur happy let me no,we'll celebrate vodka style!
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.


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