Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Drinking Facebook Statuses
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Tonight is brought to you by cocktails, friends, & gettin' jiggy with it... it may include drunk texting, offensive language; nudity & inappropriate touching ..
has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
is on vacation, body is here, but brain is on a tropical beach with a margarita fountain and cabana boys
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use my liver for is "after" photos.
Where to start? - laundry, clean the bathroom, vacuum, make a drink, dust... WAIT! BACK UP! Yep, "make a drink" wins! Gotta start somewhere!
i had what the guy on the floor had, hahaha gonna be a good night!
finds it humorous when the news casts on where police checkpoints are gonna be set up and yet people STILL get busted at them!
Someone once told me I was an alcoholic... I just laughed. Alcoholics drink by themselves. I'm a social drunk. I go out & have a FUCKING BLAST!
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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I'll take the consequences later, but tonight I claim no responsibility!
Ever stand back and look at yer EX and say "Holey Shit Was I Drunk Through-out our entire relationship?"
Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
WANTED: Drinking Partner...WARNING: In one of those don't give a fuck moods...BE AWARE: Might possibly end up in jail! Only serious fucked up ppl need apply.
fancies an alcoholic beverage and thinks 2nite is the night for one..OR LOTS!
drunken words are sober thoughts, listen carefully
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I'd like to think a big bottle of wine is the way to go.
Life has many choices: whiskey, vodka, rum, gin, beer, jack, jose, Jim... Which one did u Choose?


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