More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
says, "You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
Ol the bist for 9002
thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
I drink so I can Tolerate others.
if vodka was water and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka ain't water and I'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up
OK.if a cop pulls you and says:"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Do NOT reply with:"Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
wishes I was laying on a beach with a pina colada right about now.
Gotta love drunk people, free entertainment =]
How much alcohol do you have to drink to get a mosquito drunk??
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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"It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now" sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed and I need a booty call.
The only men u can ever count on Jim,Jack,Johnny and Jose...Oh and of course The Captain lol
is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
I got so drunk last night I brought the snowman in from the garden to keep warm.
Life's too short to be a wastin
s got this little voice in their head saying " go on it's Friday... go out and get drunk you know you want to."
Tonight is brought to you by cocktails, friends, & gettin' jiggy with it... it may include drunk texting, offensive language; nudity & inappropriate touching ..
has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!

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