Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Drinking Facebook Statuses
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I drink so I can Tolerate others.
OK.if a cop pulls you and says:"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Do NOT reply with:"Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
wishes I was laying on a beach with a pina colada right about now.
Gotta love drunk people, free entertainment =]
How much alcohol do you have to drink to get a mosquito drunk??
"It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now" sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed and I need a booty call.
Life's too short to be a wastin
s got this little voice in their head saying " go on it's Friday... go out and get drunk you know you want to."
Wow 2010 is Almost over!! Countdown to 2011 has begun! Lets Make it a good one!Now someone hand Me a drink Dammit!!
U drink, u go to bed, wake up in the morning & u feel like shit...it was the sleep that did it...i felt gr8 bout 2 o'clock last nite!!!
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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Tonight is brought to you by cocktails, friends, & gettin' jiggy with it... it may include drunk texting, offensive language; nudity & inappropriate touching ..
has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
is on vacation, body is here, but brain is on a tropical beach with a margarita fountain and cabana boys
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
Where to start? - laundry, clean the bathroom, vacuum, make a drink, dust... WAIT! BACK UP! Yep, "make a drink" wins! Gotta start somewhere!
i had what the guy on the floor had, hahaha gonna be a good night!
finds it humorous when the news casts on where police checkpoints are gonna be set up and yet people STILL get busted at them!


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