Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Come soon, I am tasting the stars!
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
is drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Life's too short to be a wastin
Someone once told me I was an alcoholic... I just laughed. Alcoholics drink by themselves. I'm a social drunk. I go out & have a FUCKING BLAST!
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'll take the consequences later, but tonight I claim no responsibility!
s got this little voice in their head saying " go on it's Friday... go out and get drunk you know you want to."
will be drunk until further notice!
and have the time of our lives.
Ever stand back and look at yer EX and say "Holey Shit Was I Drunk Through-out our entire relationship?"
Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
feel like fist pumping? m//(^_^)m//
Jameson has stolen my heart and placed it in my liver
is going to have a drink, turn up the music, sing my little heart out and dance round the house


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