Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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I'll take the consequences later, but tonight I claim no responsibility!
Ever stand back and look at yer EX and say "Holey Shit Was I Drunk Through-out our entire relationship?"
Someone once told me I was an alcoholic... I just laughed. Alcoholics drink by themselves. I'm a social drunk. I go out & have a FUCKING BLAST!
feel like fist pumping? m//(^_^)m//
Jameson has stolen my heart and placed it in my liver
and have the time of our lives.
is going to have a drink, turn up the music, sing my little heart out and dance round the house
s got this little voice in their head saying " go on it's Friday... go out and get drunk you know you want to."
will be drunk until further notice!
Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Wow 2010 is Almost over!! Countdown to 2011 has begun! Lets Make it a good one!Now someone hand Me a drink Dammit!!
Life's too short to be a wastin
is drinking till I'm someone else's problem


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