Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Drinking Facebook Statuses
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says money can't buy me happiness, but it can buy me beer. And that is good enough for me
is proudly sponsored by Smirnoff tonight
is also available in limited edition sober!
My spirits are down today, I think I'll go to the liquor store to get more.
Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?"
What's up with all these "ville" games? Fishville, Farmville, Yoville... and where the hell is Margaritaville?
has a MASSIVE drink problem....there is no alcohol in the house!!
You shovel snow while I check on the beers in the fridge
I got so drunk last night I brought the snowman in from the garden to keep warm.
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
I got up this morning and they'd drunk all over the floor and run off.
do you ever get that warm fuzzy feeling inside, where everything around you is just great, and you don't have a care in the world. it's called alcohol. :)
over the hill and far away, hurry up weekend i wanna play!!!
Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...
A Friend will pick you up from the floor if your drunk, BUT.. A Best friend will clear a path through the crowd yelling "they's drunk MOVE!"
says most girls are made of sugar and spice but my girls are made of vodka and ice
I've never been to Texas but I've been in some states lol

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