Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Drinking Facebook Statuses
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You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
just found out what "Sober" meant. Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real
is going to have a drink, turn up the music, sing my little heart out and dance round the house
well I'm hanging with the devil on my shoulder again today the angel called in cause they couldn't keep up last night and is still drunk and having nightmares
Dear Captain Morgan, As you are sailing by could you please pick up my good friend Jack and I?
Drinking Facebook Statuses
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if Ur heart is broken,I'll get the glue!if Ur lost in life,I'll come find u!if Ur sad,I'll make u smile!& if Ur happy let me no,we'll celebrate vodka style!
Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
Ol the bist for 9002
thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use my liver for is "after" photos.
I drink so I can Tolerate others.
if vodka was water and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodka ain't water and I'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up
OK.if a cop pulls you and says:"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Do NOT reply with:"Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


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