Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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well I'm hanging with the devil on my shoulder again today the angel called in cause they couldn't keep up last night and is still drunk and having nightmares
says the best way to avoid a hangover is to keep fucking drinking!!!
life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dear Captain Morgan, As you are sailing by could you please pick up my good friend Jack and I?
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
Some say the glass is half empty, others say its half full. i say fuck it! give me the bottle!!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
When life throws you lemons, steal the Tequila and throw a party.
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
just found out what "Sober" meant. Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
How much alcohol do you have to drink to get a mosquito drunk??
is going to have a drink, turn up the music, sing my little heart out and dance round the house
Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...
My doctor said I need to watch my drinking, so now I have to drink in front of the mirror


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