Drinking Facebook Statuses

More or less everyone loves a drink once in a while, and drinking to excess certainly leads to some hilarious situations, which can be exploited for drinking Facebook statuses. Funny Facebook statuses about drinking are generally quite effective in getting the activity notifications moving, so you should be quite bold about posting drinking Facebook statuses when you get the chance.

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Some say the glass is half empty, others say its half full. i say fuck it! give me the bottle!!
Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
My doctor said I need to watch my drinking, so now I have to drink in front of the mirror
life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
says the best way to avoid a hangover is to keep fucking drinking!!!
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
just found out what "Sober" meant. Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real
When life throws you lemons, steal the Tequila and throw a party.
is going to have a drink, turn up the music, sing my little heart out and dance round the house
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
well I'm hanging with the devil on my shoulder again today the angel called in cause they couldn't keep up last night and is still drunk and having nightmares
Dear Captain Morgan, As you are sailing by could you please pick up my good friend Jack and I?
How much alcohol do you have to drink to get a mosquito drunk??


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