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My work just gave me my employee evaluation with a gift basket, inside was a pistol, rope, pills and bottle of Jack, should I worry or send a Thank You card?
tried to go crazy... found out i am banned for life... looks like I'm getting a trespassing charge
No I didn't escape, they let me out . . Then I ran !!
4 Levels of Insanity:
Have you ever argued with a crazy person? It's kinda like slamming a revolving door shut... you just keep going in circles and eventually you just get dizzy
I'm making Prozac, Morphine,Chocolate chip cookie dough ,vodka,rum, whiskey, beer and moonshine martinis. Anyone else want one ?
All the people who call me crazy need to realise...I'm having way more fun than you are right now!!
I thought I had lost my mind. Then I realized you have to have something before you can lose it.
Some say that they sleeps inside out, and that they once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine.
I didn't lose my mind... I only lost half of it. The other half went to find it.
Crazy Facebook Statuses
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says Adderall plus Zanax equals I'm paying attention to you but I don't care!
is going to peel a bunny
Wonders if their sanity is under the fridge with the dust bunnies or under the stove with their marbles!
evil bitch? please that's what then called me in jail, you don;t wanna know what they called me in hell
I'm one Crazy, Psychotic, Suicidal Bitch, and boy, don't I know it.
if i was sitting in the police car and then went to jail...what do you think happend?? (post comment below
crazy? i was crazy once! they locked me in a room! a WHITE room! it was full of penguins! WHITE penguins! they drove me crazy! crazy? i was crazy once...
A whip and a gag and a 4x4

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