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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn! , you will feel it in the end and get the point real quick!
Why are you just sitting there looking at my status..huh? because you just wasted about 35seconds of your life..dummy!!=P
the purple polka doted unicorn is chasing me down the rainbow hill on elephant lane!
my zebra ate my super glue and swam away in a plane with a purple dog yelling there after me luck charms!!!
is now Friends with themself and 3 other imaginary people.
is pleading the 5th on what they did for a Klondike Bar
If you think I'm crazy, raise your hand... Now maybe you should rethink that since your the one sitting at a computer raising your hand.
dear purple flying monkey; quit throwing your poo at me! i never said i have your bananas! i said you are driving me bananas!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O/~~~~~~ AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH A Shark
I was researching my family tree. All I found was a bunch of squirrels and nuts. :/
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wants to know..If I knock u the f**k out, would u file charges on me? Or could we just chalk it up to sometimes u just need to SHUT UP??
I always carry a little crazy with never know when it's going to come in handy ;)
wonders why when a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
has to go because the short bus is here.
has lost their mind if found please return it so they can return to being somewhat normal.
I'm laying in my nice padded room hugging myself while wearing my favorite helmet and on my ride here i sat in my SPECIAL bus while licking the windows!!
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
you want to know why your my best friend, cuz your with me in the padded room, with comfy tight jackets and nice ghosts that give us candy!!

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