Crazy Facebook Statuses

Being genuinely crazy is absolutely no joke whatsoever, but crazy Facebook statuses definitely provide some much needed light relief in the social networking sphere. Facebook statuses about crazy topics always get the wires buzzing, and soon you will be swamped with “likes” and comments. For this reason, you will find this site is jam-packed with a wide range of crazy Facebook statuses!

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Crazy Facebook Statuses
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Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!
when life hands you skittles, don't eat them go around throwing them at random people screaming "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!"
Good morning! Good morning to you! and you.. and you.. and you.. Good morning to all! Wait? What?! It's night time? aah. I really need to go to bed. Good night
may come across as crazy and stressed out but trust me I've got everything under control :) now where did i put that chainsaw ha ha ha i found it ':D now run;p
Why are you just sitting there looking at my status..huh? because you just wasted about 35seconds of your life..dummy!!=P
has lost their mind if found please return it so they can return to being somewhat normal.
you want to know why your my best friend, cuz your with me in the padded room, with comfy tight jackets and nice ghosts that give us candy!!
I'm so lonely, i was driven 2 talk 2 myself, then i started getting into arguments with myself, then i lost them all, and now I'm not speaking 2 me anymore.
feels like going 2 the store and Setting all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Stop looking at my status, I'm shy.
Crazy Facebook Statuses
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thinks reality is overrated. Time for a trip to La La Land
Is thanking their Army of Rainbow Unicorns, Ninja Penguins, and Insane Monkeys for getting their Magical bacon back
Birdie, Birdie, in the sky; they who do-do in my eye; I'm a big girl, I won't cry; I'm just thankful cows don't fly!
i am a duck... meow!
Crazy... Nutty.. me whatever you want!i bet you'll never be able to forget me all your life! :P
next time your in wal-mart wear a plastic crown and get someone to push you around in the cart while you wave.-its amazing how many people will wave back :)
Birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it's birdie shit!
I am a whole new kind of crazy today. Should be somewhat entertaining


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