Crazy Facebook Statuses

Being genuinely crazy is absolutely no joke whatsoever, but crazy Facebook statuses definitely provide some much needed light relief in the social networking sphere. Facebook statuses about crazy topics always get the wires buzzing, and soon you will be swamped with “likes” and comments. For this reason, you will find this site is jam-packed with a wide range of crazy Facebook statuses!

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.



Crazy Facebook Statuses
Tweet Post on facebook
Post the generated link and it will appear as image in your timeline
Those who don't know me, think I'm on drugs. Those who do, think I should be.
when life hands you skittles, don't eat them go around throwing them at random people screaming "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!"
Good morning! Good morning to you! and you.. and you.. and you.. Good morning to all! Wait? What?! It's night time? aah. I really need to go to bed. Good night
I'm so lonely, i was driven 2 talk 2 myself, then i started getting into arguments with myself, then i lost them all, and now I'm not speaking 2 me anymore.
feels like going 2 the store and Setting all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Birdie, Birdie, in the sky; they who do-do in my eye; I'm a big girl, I won't cry; I'm just thankful cows don't fly!
Crazy... Nutty.. Freaky...call me whatever you want!i bet you'll never be able to forget me all your life! :P
next time your in wal-mart wear a plastic crown and get someone to push you around in the cart while you wave.-its amazing how many people will wave back :)
may come across as crazy and stressed out but trust me I've got everything under control :) now where did i put that chainsaw ha ha ha i found it ':D now run;p
Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you something!..Come here..What are you looking at?Oh my gosh, STALKER!LEAVE ME ALONE!
Crazy Facebook Statuses
Tweet Post on facebook
Post the generated link and it will appear as image in your timeline
crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a room with no windows. it drove me nuts. nuts? i like nuts! except not the sunflower kind they drive me crazy. crazy?
I DID NOT LOSE MY MIND! I simply donated it to charity.
went crazy today..liked it so much I think I will go back again tomorrow!
Singing in the shower is dangerous! Want to know why? Cuz singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to slipping and that leads to broken bones! That's why! lol
Birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it's birdie shit!
I am a whole new kind of crazy today. Should be somewhat entertaining
Calioscar11@hotmail.com
<= is the reason Santa had to start a naughty list in the first place.

Categories


We add new interesting quotes to our site daily, so visit us frequently to find the most popular facebook status updates, sayings about relationships and friendship or some funny facebook statuses. Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Thanks!