Crazy Facebook Statuses

Being genuinely crazy is absolutely no joke whatsoever, but crazy Facebook statuses definitely provide some much needed light relief in the social networking sphere. Facebook statuses about crazy topics always get the wires buzzing, and soon you will be swamped with “likes” and comments. For this reason, you will find this site is jam-packed with a wide range of crazy Facebook statuses!

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I might not make it through the day the men in white coats have teamed up with the sock eating monkeys and there out to get me!!!
went to the shrink once and when i left they had more problems then me
is going to go running through the street naked while throwing skittles at everyone screaming, "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a home, I died there. Then the worms came. Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
news update: 4 lil plastic green army men killed in a tank bombin, rescuin gummy bears n twinkies, sendin in GI Joe to do the negotiatin damn ninja squirrels
They tell me I have the mind of a child and tell me I need meds. They don't know I already have meds, I don't use 'em cuz it says"Keep out of reach of children"
I am a whole new kind of crazy today. Should be somewhat entertaining
got the coolest jacket for Christmas -it has long sleeves & buckles in the back and makes it easy to hug myself... Just wish it came in a color other than white
Fun idea: Haven't got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is
Realized that one of my other Me's is completely insane, the other one is bipolar, and another may be a little schizophrenic, why can't they all just b like me?
Crazy Facebook Statuses
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no i didn't escape they let me out . . then i ran !!
hates when some people say "silence is golden" but the little voice in my head says "but duct tape is SILVER" **in their most evil laugh**
did u know that cockroaches live in Twinkies?
A whip and a gag and a 4x4
crazy? i was crazy once! they locked me in a room! a WHITE room! it was full of penguins! WHITE penguins! they drove me crazy! crazy? i was crazy once...
if i was sitting in the police car and then went to jail...what do you think happend?? (post comment below
I'm one Crazy, Psychotic, Suicidal Bitch, and boy, don't I know it.
evil bitch? please that's what then called me in jail, you don;t wanna know what they called me in hell

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