Crazy Facebook Statuses

Being genuinely crazy is absolutely no joke whatsoever, but crazy Facebook statuses definitely provide some much needed light relief in the social networking sphere. Facebook statuses about crazy topics always get the wires buzzing, and soon you will be swamped with “likes” and comments. For this reason, you will find this site is jam-packed with a wide range of crazy Facebook statuses!

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Crazy Facebook Statuses
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You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!
A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
I'm not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. :P
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!
OK, I laughed often (got stared at), I loved harder (one new restraining order), and I danced like no one was watching,.. THAT was when they locked me up! HELP!
It's not so bad being crazy. You'll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL
The purple monkeys are out to get me...I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes...they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort.
Here's the best advice of the day: If you call a psychic and they don't greet you by name, HANG UP!!!
Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I'll stab them with a gummy bear!
would love go into a carpet store dressed as Aladdin, sit on one of those rectangle carpet samples and yell out "HOW DO WE GET THIS THING TO WORK?"
Crazy Facebook Statuses
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Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!
My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.
It's perfectly normal to talk to yourself. It's even normal to answer yourself. But when you start asking yourself "What did you say?". Its time to find help.
Why are you just sitting there looking at my status..huh? because you just wasted about 35seconds of your life..dummy!!=P
you want to know why your my best friend, cuz your with me in the padded room, with comfy tight jackets and nice ghosts that give us candy!!
when life hands you skittles, don't eat them go around throwing them at random people screaming "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!"
Those who don't know me, think I'm on drugs. Those who do, think I should be.


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