Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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tired of being an option for people that really don't give a shit about anything other than them selves Asked if there are too many immigrant's in Britain, 18% Said Yeah, 21% Said No, The Other 61% Percent Said " Me no Understand??"
why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!! As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3
can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D! my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.
if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen
Me: Was I really that drunk? Friend: Yes.You fed a midget a mushroom and yelled "GROW, MARIO, GROW!" it is amazing the effect our pets have in our lives. The only ones who love unconditionally, and that makes the loss so hard. you will always be in my heart.
\h2714 Never smoked \h2714 Never done drugs \h2714 Never drank alcohol \h2714 Never broke the law \h2714 Never got in a fight. like this if you think I'm lying!! I'm not saying you're a slag but even the labels on your knickers say next.
it is amazing the effect our pets have in our lives. The only ones who love unconditionally, and that makes the loss so hard. you will always be in my heart. discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags.....doesn't improve your sex life........but it stops your biscuits going soft...
Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !! I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you.
I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja If we aren't ment to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
when you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I took my fish for a walk!"
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket" Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" !
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you.
NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!! I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja
I got some new deodorant, the instructions said "REMOVE CAP AND PUSH UP BOTTOM". I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing! I am so glad that fate took a twist in my life, because I am now with who I was always meant to be with!
if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth
One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!! when you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I took my fish for a walk!"
Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?! 1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP

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