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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!! When your gut feelings tell you something, LISTEN to it because 9 times out of 10 it's telling you the TRUTH! Don't be someone's toy for amusement!
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if you like me, like this. if you're my friend, comment. if you love me, then message me. if you hate me, stop reading my damn status and get a life!!!
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who knows me best? whats my full name? favourite colour? favourite food? Date of birth? Eye colour? and my obsession? As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3
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wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!! Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
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Went to Weight Watchers last night. Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor...best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen!
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Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (: This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog
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I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja i am clumsy and a brunette where is my sexy vampire? :(
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went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one :)
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I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you. When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!
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For those who keep sending me farm ville requests Please stop! I got banned because i was growing marijuana and selling it in Mafia Wars!
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went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one :) Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.
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I may not be able to give my kids everything they want but I give them what they need. Love, time, and attention. You can't buy those things. have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p
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Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"? Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
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Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p
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Rate me!- 1.Crazy, 2.Lovable, 3.Random, 4.Cool, 5.Talkative, 6.Fun, 7.Best Friend, 8.Sassy, 9.Mean, 10.Just can't live without you! Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
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Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" ! I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you.
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?!
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..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x boyfriend says to Girlfriend, I'm not saying you're a slag but even the label in your knickers says next.
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