Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now
I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants" says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot. Like this status if sometimes you just get the urge to punch some one straight in the face!
I'm not saying you're a slag but even the labels on your knickers say next.
NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!! says "If you saw me in a police car what would you think I got arrested for?" ..leave your answers below.
if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why! can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down
is Lost Please return me to Johnny Depp lol \h2665 I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~ told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen
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I'm going to club B.E.D. feat DJ Blanky and MC Pillow...nighty night all <3
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please
Don't drink the green beer! It's leprechaun pee!
The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD I don't have a short temper. I have a quick reaction to bullshit!
NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!! decided to burn some calories today so i set a fat kid on fire
says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL Since we first met, you have melted my heart and I have fallen for the most amazing and wonderful person I have ever known. I'll love you until the day I die.
If you like me press Like. If you think I'm crazy comment: CRAZY! If you think im loveable, put a kiss. If you think I'm random put a smiley face. For those who keep sending me farm ville requests Please stop! I got banned because i was growing marijuana and selling it in Mafia Wars!
I got some new deodorant, the instructions said "REMOVE CAP AND PUSH UP BOTTOM". I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing! would go back... and do it all again... for a chance to do it right.

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