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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain\h2665 click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP Teacher: Spell GAY Me: J-U-S-T-I-N B-I-E-B-E-R Teacher: CORRECT!!"
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot.
Doesn't need to Goggle anymore! I have a daughter that knows everything!! The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain\h2665
Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3 Did you konw taht yuor barin olny raeds the frist and lsat ltrtes and it doenst mtater if the ltters in bteewen are jmubeld up you can sitll raed it prfeeclty!!
's new medicine makes life easy. It's called FUKITOL. at 80 I'm gonna be that person in the retirement home that's being chased by her best friend because I stole her teeth :)
if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why! Treasure the people you have, because you never know when one will be gone forever
As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3
have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p Cracks me up how in scary movies the person yells out "hello" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich" ?
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you. That awkward moment when you're sat enjoying cbeebies and u realise the kids ain't anywhere near you
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I am having one of those weeks where your middle finger answers every question!
just got barred from B&Q, some twat in an orange apron came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking, lucky I got the first punch in!!!! Since we first met, you have melted my heart and I have fallen for the most amazing and wonderful person I have ever known. I'll love you until the day I die.
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot. it is amazing the effect our pets have in our lives. The only ones who love unconditionally, and that makes the loss so hard. you will always be in my heart.
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while Why do baby outfits have pockets? you can just imagine your 8month old saying "yep fag's, phone, i pod, keys, ready to go"
I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Like this status if sometimes you just get the urge to punch some one straight in the face!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
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what do u call a ginger prostitute??,orange pay as u go:)

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