Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil!
Loves waving at random people, because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were! ..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x
Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you.
Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?! my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.
What am I? 1=Crazy 2=I'd marry you.3=Talkative 4=Sarcastic.5=Moody 6=Dumb.7=Spoilt 8=Blond. 9=Random 10=Hot. 11=Funny. 12=Fit. 13=Amazing. 14=Tough. 15=Cute. Went to Weight Watchers last night. Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor...best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen!
When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D if you like me, like this. if you're my friend, comment. if you love me, then message me. if you hate me, stop reading my damn status and get a life!!!
\h2714 Never smoked \h2714 Never done drugs \h2714 Never drank alcohol \h2714 Never broke the law \h2714 Never got in a fight. like this if you think I'm lying!! the heart wants what the heart wants. the heart needs what the heart needs. and all i want is to spend the rest of my life wrapped up in your arms. <3 ILY
emosewa era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fi One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!!
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wants to go to bed and doesn't care if i wake up or not. Rate me!- 1.Crazy, 2.Lovable, 3.Random, 4.Cool, 5.Talkative, 6.Fun, 7.Best Friend, 8.Sassy, 9.Mean, 10.Just can't live without you!
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!
If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS! click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D! I'm going to club B.E.D. feat DJ Blanky and MC Pillow...nighty night all <3
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where the hell did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What the hell would I do without them" (:
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth I don't have a short temper. I have a quick reaction to bullshit!
When I was a kid mum would send me to the shop with a quid and I'd come back with spuds, cheese, bread, milk and a 20p mix up.. .can't do it now they have CCTV! when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG! she's thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
I may not be able to give my kids everything they want but I give them what they need. Love, time, and attention. You can't buy those things. It doesn't matter how long we've been friends, it matters how much smiles, laughs, and good times we've had in that time.

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