Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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wants to go to bed and doesn't care if i wake up or not.
Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I just finished a jigsaw puzzle! It only took me 6 months...and the box said 2-4 years! HA! I sure showed THEM! The day I came into this world, the devil looked up and said "Lord, help us all, she's here."
If we aren't ment to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?? I might not have as much money as some people, but every time I look at my daughter I know I am the richest person in the world!
\h2714 Never smoked \h2714 Never done drugs \h2714 Never drank alcohol \h2714 Never broke the law \h2714 Never got in a fight. like this if you think I'm lying!! here's a riot in my biscuit tin. Rocky just hit Penguin with a club, tied her to a Wagon Wheel with a blue ribbon. AND the jammy dodger got away.
Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !! When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!
...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now
I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants" says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL
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3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot. Like this status if sometimes you just get the urge to punch some one straight in the face!
I'm not saying you're a slag but even the labels on your knickers say next.
NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!! says "If you saw me in a police car what would you think I got arrested for?" ..leave your answers below.
if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why! can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down
is Lost Please return me to Johnny Depp lol \h2665 I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~ told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen
I'm going to club B.E.D. feat DJ Blanky and MC Pillow...nighty night all <3
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please

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