Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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it is amazing the effect our pets have in our lives. The only ones who love unconditionally, and that makes the loss so hard. you will always be in my heart. wants to say thank you to the people who have walked into my life and made it great but also thank you to those who have walked out of it and made it fantastic!
Cider (Apple), Vodka (Potato), Wine (Grape), Perry (Pear), Archers (Peach), Malibu (coconut). I never realised how much fun your 5 a day could be.
at 80 I'm gonna be that person in the retirement home that's being chased by her best friend because I stole her teeth :) \h2714 Never smoked \h2714 Never done drugs \h2714 Never drank alcohol \h2714 Never broke the law \h2714 Never got in a fight. like this if you think I'm lying!!
Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world... so what do you do? You go and look at your house.
Lets see who actually knows me? 1)First Name? 2)Middle Name (spell it right)? 3)Age? 4)B-day? 5)Eye colour? 6)Nickname? 7)Fave colour? 8)Fave Sport? Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
Ur in heaven,I'm down here,desperately wanting you to be near. To give you a hug, to see ur okay,To tell you how I think of you everyday. Never Forgotten xx <3 For those who keep sending me farm ville requests Please stop! I got banned because i was growing marijuana and selling it in Mafia Wars!
If only that dream came true <3
tired of being an option for people that really don't give a shit about anything other than them selves like if you think that footballers and soldiers should swap wages :)
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Loves waving at random people, because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were! Got pulled over today and cop said "papers".. So I said scissors.. I WIN!!
If only that dream came true <3 if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please
Doesn't need to Goggle anymore! I have a daughter that knows everything!! Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!! When your gut feelings tell you something, LISTEN to it because 9 times out of 10 it's telling you the TRUTH! Don't be someone's toy for amusement!
if you like me, like this. if you're my friend, comment. if you love me, then message me. if you hate me, stop reading my damn status and get a life!!!
who knows me best? whats my full name? favourite colour? favourite food? Date of birth? Eye colour? and my obsession? As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3
wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!! Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
Went to Weight Watchers last night. Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the game of hungry hippos I've ever seen!


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