Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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says "Top a da' Mornin' to y'all mi darlin's! I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I just finished a jigsaw puzzle! It only took me 6 months...and the box said 2-4 years! HA! I sure showed THEM!
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
S.C.H.O.O.L. I finally understand what it means: Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!
Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:)
If I had to say Yes to every question you ask me today, what would you ask me? (Answer in a comment) May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you.
if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why! Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth If I had to say Yes to every question you ask me today, what would you ask me? (Answer in a comment)
Life has knocked me down a few times, I've seen things i never want to see again, But one things for sure, I'll always get back up, i will never stay down. Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog
Every night I go to sleep wishing you were here to fall asleep beside, And then every morning I wake up wishing I would roll over and see your face!
When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY! Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! "dude I wasn't that pissed!" "mate you threw my parrot across the room shouting "ANGRYBIRDS!"
I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Since we first met, you have melted my heart and I have fallen for the most amazing and wonderful person I have ever known. I'll love you until the day I die.
When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:)
I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja I might not have as much money as some people, but every time I look at my daughter I know I am the richest person in the world!
Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" ! Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!
says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL 3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot.
When your gut feelings tell you something, LISTEN to it because 9 times out of 10 it's telling you the TRUTH! Don't be someone's toy for amusement! Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

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