Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x \h2714 Never smoked \h2714 Never done drugs \h2714 Never drank alcohol \h2714 Never broke the law \h2714 Never got in a fight. like this if you think I'm lying!!
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.
\h2665\h2665\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022.\h00o8\h00o8\h2665\h00o8 \h00o8.\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8* says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth
's new medicine makes life easy. It's called FUKITOL.
Life has knocked me down a few times, I've seen things i never want to see again, But one things for sure, I'll always get back up, i will never stay down. when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG! she's thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you. There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.
Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !! There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
wants to go to bed and doesn't care if i wake up or not. I feel like I'm gonna cough up a lung. Anybody need an extra lung? apparently I don't need mine if it's trying to escape!
Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) I may not be able to give my kids everything they want but I give them what they need. Love, time, and attention. You can't buy those things.
like if you think that footballers and soldiers should swap wages :) says "Top a da' Mornin' to y'all mi darlin's!
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... the heart wants what the heart wants. the heart needs what the heart needs. and all i want is to spend the rest of my life wrapped up in your arms. <3 ILY
Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :) here's a riot in my biscuit tin. Rocky just hit Penguin with a club, tied her to a Wagon Wheel with a blue ribbon. AND the jammy dodger got away.
\h2665\h2665\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022.\h00o8\h00o8\h2665\h00o8 \h00o8.\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8* I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants"
wants to go on dragons den with a shotgun and say "My idea's quite simple. That money in this bag" if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why!
No matter how old or young you are, no matter how badass you think you are, you will always answer a toddlers ringing toy phone when they hand it to you. would go back... and do it all again... for a chance to do it right.
Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" ! Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if're a clumsy twat


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