Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again? When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!
People say the longer someone is gone, the easier it gets. Truth is, the longer they're gone, the more you miss them and the more it hurts :\/ I miss you dad. says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL
discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags.....doesn't improve your sex life........but it stops your biscuits going soft... The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil!
Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" Like this status if sometimes you just get the urge to punch some one straight in the face!
If I get another invite for farmville, I'm going to get my friends in Mafia Wars to shoot your cows and send the meat to Cafe World!
Life has knocked me down a few times, I've seen things i never want to see again, But one things for sure, I'll always get back up, i will never stay down. When I was a kid mum would send me to the shop with a quid and I'd come back with spuds, cheese, bread, milk and a 20p mix up.. .can't do it now they have CCTV!
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot. a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!
I know 5 facts about you: 1.(ur reading this) 2.(ur thinking that's stupid fact) 4 (u didn't notice I skipped 3.) 5.(Ur checking it now.) 6.(Ur smiling.) Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:
on holiday in Spain i saw a sign saying english speaking doctor, i thought what a good idea, we should have them in our country ! ;-} If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!
wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!! Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there too, not in a cage, but waving at you
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discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags.....doesn't improve your sex life........but it stops your biscuits going soft...
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain\h2665 click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP Teacher: Spell GAY Me: J-U-S-T-I-N B-I-E-B-E-R Teacher: CORRECT!!"
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot.
Doesn't need to Goggle anymore! I have a daughter that knows everything!! The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain\h2665
Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3 Did you konw taht yuor barin olny raeds the frist and lsat ltrtes and it doenst mtater if the ltters in bteewen are jmubeld up you can sitll raed it prfeeclty!!
's new medicine makes life easy. It's called FUKITOL. at 80 I'm gonna be that person in the retirement home that's being chased by her best friend because I stole her teeth :)
if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why! Treasure the people you have, because you never know when one will be gone forever

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