Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot. it is amazing the effect our pets have in our lives. The only ones who love unconditionally, and that makes the loss so hard. you will always be in my heart.
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while Why do baby outfits have pockets? you can just imagine your 8month old saying "yep fag's, phone, i pod, keys, ready to go"
I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Like this status if sometimes you just get the urge to punch some one straight in the face!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 M1ND5 D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! Y0UR R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17. B3 PROUD! 0NLY C34R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15
what do u call a ginger prostitute??,orange pay as u go:)
What am I? 1=Crazy 2=I'd marry you.3=Talkative 4=Sarcastic.5=Moody 6=Dumb.7=Spoilt 8=Blond. 9=Random 10=Hot. 11=Funny. 12=Fit. 13=Amazing. 14=Tough. 15=Cute. As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3
the police came to my house earlier & said my dog had chased someone on a bike i said fuck off my dog hasn't got a bike HEY..I'M WATCHING GLEE...shut up or I'll throw a slushie in your face!
I feel like I'm gonna cough up a lung. Anybody need an extra lung? apparently I don't need mine if it's trying to escape! I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it Raining?" Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk.
says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
spider spider on the wall , you think your smart u no f*ck all , your on a wall that's just been plastered , now your stuck u silly b*stard With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
:) Just thought I'd send out a little smile to whoever might need one today :) Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where the hell did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What the hell would I do without them" (:
7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 M1ND5 D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! Y0UR R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17. B3 PROUD! 0NLY C34R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15 Life has knocked me down a few times, I've seen things i never want to see again, But one things for sure, I'll always get back up, i will never stay down.
Mary, Mary quite contrary, let all the boys have a go. In 9 months time, it's DNA time, on the Jeremy Kyle show.
told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen
Did you konw taht yuor barin olny raeds the frist and lsat ltrtes and it doenst mtater if the ltters in bteewen are jmubeld up you can sitll raed it prfeeclty!!
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won. discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags.....doesn't improve your sex life........but it stops your biscuits going soft...
why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!!


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