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I'm not saying you're a slag but even the labels on your knickers say next. the heart wants what the heart wants. the heart needs what the heart needs. and all i want is to spend the rest of my life wrapped up in your arms. <3 ILY
Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3 Every night I go to sleep wishing you were here to fall asleep beside, And then every morning I wake up wishing I would roll over and see your face!
All children deserve a father but not all fathers deserve their children Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3
Happy St Patrick's Day everybody...get out and drink some green beer, may you find plenty of rainbows and that lucky pot of gold... says "Top a da' Mornin' to y'all mi darlin's!
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
like if you think that footballers and soldiers should swap wages :) can't wait for the weekend. I mean, come on, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!
Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". if you like me, like this. if you're my friend, comment. if you love me, then message me. if you hate me, stop reading my damn status and get a life!!!
Now-a-days 12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile. When I was 12, I felt Cool with my New Gel Pen =D :P if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why!
The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
Hey Monday!! \/take That!!! \h250p\h041s\h2510(\h25q5\h203s\h25q5) \h250p\h041s\h2510 I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
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says "Top a da' Mornin' to y'all mi darlin's! The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can u imagine the self control that is required to work there, "must not pop bubbles"
Irish today , Shitfaced tonight , hungover tomorrow ! Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!! emosewa era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fi
That awkward moment when you're sat enjoying cbeebies and u realise the kids ain't anywhere near you my mind doesn't just wander, it fucks off completely at times : )
Now-a-days 12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile. When I was 12, I felt Cool with my New Gel Pen =D :P Doesn't need to Goggle anymore! I have a daughter that knows everything!!
"dude I wasn't that pissed!" "mate you threw my parrot across the room shouting "ANGRYBIRDS!" Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style - the husband sit's and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead S.C.H.O.O.L. I finally understand what it means: Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!
if you like me, like this. if you're my friend, comment. if you love me, then message me. if you hate me, stop reading my damn status and get a life!!! If I get another invite for farmville, I'm going to get my friends in Mafia Wars to shoot your cows and send the meat to Cafe World!

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