Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Rate me!- 1.Crazy, 2.Lovable, 3.Random, 4.Cool, 5.Talkative, 6.Fun, 7.Best Friend, 8.Sassy, 9.Mean, 10.Just can't live without you! Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
For those who keep sending me farm ville requests Please stop! I got banned because i was growing marijuana and selling it in Mafia Wars!
went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one :)
I may not be able to give my kids everything they want but I give them what they need. Love, time, and attention. You can't buy those things. have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p
All children deserve a father but not all fathers deserve their children No matter how old or young you are, no matter how badass you think you are, you will always answer a toddlers ringing toy phone when they hand it to you.
Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" ! Lets see who actually knows me? 1)First Name? 2)Middle Name (spell it right)? 3)Age? 4)B-day? 5)Eye colour? 6)Nickname? 7)Fave colour? 8)Fave Sport?
..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x boyfriend says to Girlfriend, I'm not saying you're a slag but even the label in your knickers says next.
Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" ! I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you.
I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja i am clumsy and a brunette where is my sexy vampire? :(
Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p
F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?!
I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you. When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!
Me: Was I really that drunk? Friend: Yes.You fed a midget a mushroom and yelled "GROW, MARIO, GROW!" Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone.
Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if so...you're a clumsy twat Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!
If I get another invite for farmville, I'm going to get my friends in Mafia Wars to shoot your cows and send the meat to Cafe World! The Jeremy Kyle Show:The only place you'll see a six month old baby with more teeth than their parents.
Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if so...you're a clumsy twat There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.
Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"? Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
went to a disco last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played jump, I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one :) Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.

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