Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~
When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
Why do baby outfits have pockets? you can just imagine your 8month old saying "yep fag's, phone, i pod, keys, ready to go"
Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
my mind doesn't just wander, it fucks off completely at times : ) NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3 With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
People say the longer someone is gone, the easier it gets. Truth is, the longer they're gone, the more you miss them and the more it hurts :\/ I miss you dad.
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now
Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?! my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.
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Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned
Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
Like this status If you know someone who is only alive right now because you don't wanna go to jail for murder? >:\/ ..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?!
:) Just thought I'd send out a little smile to whoever might need one today :) When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day

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