Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now
Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?! my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.
Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned
Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
Like this status If you know someone who is only alive right now because you don't wanna go to jail for murder? >:\/ ..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?!
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:)
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!!
I feel like I'm gonna cough up a lung. Anybody need an extra lung? apparently I don't need mine if it's trying to escape! I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it Raining?" Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk.
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth
If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~

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