Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?! my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.
Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned
Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
Like this status If you know someone who is only alive right now because you don't wanna go to jail for murder? >:\/ ..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!! NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) Why am I so worried about pissing other people off or hurting their feelings when they obviously aren't worried about doing the same to me?!
:) Just thought I'd send out a little smile to whoever might need one today :) When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
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Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears. why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!!
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot.
if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!! why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!!
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP Why do supermarkets always ask you if you want a bag! "No its OK I'll just balance everything on my head its much easier"
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen

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