Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears. why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!!
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot.
if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!! why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!!
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP Why do supermarkets always ask you if you want a bag! "No its OK I'll just balance everything on my head its much easier"
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen
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There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer. Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!! the police came to my house earlier & said my dog had chased someone on a bike i said fuck off my dog hasn't got a bike
\h2665\h2665\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022.\h00o8\h00o8\h2665\h00o8 \h00o8.\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8*
When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY! Time flies when your throwing your alarm clock across the room.
When I was a kid mum would send me to the shop with a quid and I'd come back with spuds, cheese, bread, milk and a 20p mix up.. .can't do it now they have CCTV! TIP OF THE DAY: never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!
is Lost Please return me to Johnny Depp lol \h2665 ...wishes her life was like sky plus... fast forward the shit, rewind the giggles and record the moments that mean the most :) x
have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p
Went to Weight Watchers last night. Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor...best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen! HEY..I'M WATCHING GLEE...shut up or I'll throw a slushie in your face!

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