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is having a completely lazy day so far..and really does not have the intention of making any alterations "dude I wasn't that pissed!" "mate you threw my parrot across the room shouting "ANGRYBIRDS!"
click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life! Robin Hood was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain\h2665 ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. The structure of the wall was incorrect, so humpty got a few grand from claims direct!
Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again? Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
Cracks me up how in scary movies the person yells out "hello" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich" ? When I was a kid mum would send me to the shop with a quid and I'd come back with spuds, cheese, bread, milk and a 20p mix up.. .can't do it now they have CCTV!
Life has knocked me down a few times, I've seen things i never want to see again, But one things for sure, I'll always get back up, i will never stay down. says i got banned from B&Q yesterday coz this weirdo in an orange apron came up to me and asked me if i wanted decking but luckily i punched her first!!!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) If I get another invite for farmville, I'm going to get my friends in Mafia Wars to shoot your cows and send the meat to Cafe World!
Like this status if sometimes you just get the urge to punch some one straight in the face! Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil! Ur in heaven,I'm down here,desperately wanting you to be near. To give you a hug, to see ur okay,To tell you how I think of you everyday. Never Forgotten xx <3
The Jeremy Kyle Show:The only place you'll see a six month old baby with more teeth than their parents. 1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP
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can't wait for the weekend. I mean, come on, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F! Happy St Patrick's Day everybody...get out and drink some green beer, may you find plenty of rainbows and that lucky pot of gold...
Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"? NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
I don't have a short temper. I have a quick reaction to bullshit! May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you.
If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it
Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3 :) Just thought I'd send out a little smile to whoever might need one today :)
Doesn't need to Goggle anymore! I have a daughter that knows everything!! Treasure the people you have, because you never know when one will be gone forever
Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if're a clumsy twat i really wanna punch Justin Bieber. but I cant hit girls
If you like me press Like. If you think I'm crazy comment: CRAZY! If you think im loveable, put a kiss. If you think I'm random put a smiley face. Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if're a clumsy twat

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