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says "If you saw me in a police car what would you think I got arrested for?" ..leave your answers below.
Rate me!- 1.Crazy, 2.Lovable, 3.Random, 4.Cool, 5.Talkative, 6.Fun, 7.Best Friend, 8.Sassy, 9.Mean, 10.Just can't live without you! I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it Raining?" Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk.
No matter how old or young you are, no matter how badass you think you are, you will always answer a toddlers ringing toy phone when they hand it to you. Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style - the husband sit's and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead
Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :) I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
like if you think that footballers and soldiers should swap wages :) Happy St Patrick's Day everybody...get out and drink some green beer, may you find plenty of rainbows and that lucky pot of gold...
I feel like I'm gonna cough up a lung. Anybody need an extra lung? apparently I don't need mine if it's trying to escape! Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:
Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~ if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please
Treasure the people you have, because you never know when one will be gone forever
Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears. Mary, Mary quite contrary, let all the boys have a go. In 9 months time, it's DNA time, on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" ! For those who keep sending me farm ville requests Please stop! I got banned because i was growing marijuana and selling it in Mafia Wars!
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Cracks me up how in scary movies the person yells out "hello" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich" ? Don't drink the green beer! It's leprechaun pee!
who knows me best? whats my full name? favourite colour? favourite food? Date of birth? Eye colour? and my obsession? Went to Weight Watchers last night. Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor...best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen!
Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style - the husband sit's and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead :) Just thought I'd send out a little smile to whoever might need one today :)
Why do supermarkets always ask you if you want a bag! "No its OK I'll just balance everything on my head its much easier" is Lost Please return me to Johnny Depp lol \h2665
"dude I wasn't that pissed!" "mate you threw my parrot across the room shouting "ANGRYBIRDS!"
if you like me, like this. if you're my friend, comment. if you love me, then message me. if you hate me, stop reading my damn status and get a life!!! my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.
says "If you saw me in a police car what would you think I got arrested for?" ..leave your answers below. I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja
decided to burn some calories today so i set a fat kid on fire I love fluffy socks 1% cotton 1% comfort 98% sliding across the floor like a ninja

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