Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style - the husband sit's and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3
\h2665\h2665\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022.\h00o8\h00o8\h2665\h00o8 \h00o8.\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8* Driving down the road I saw a hitch hiker holding a sign that said 'Heaven'. So the good person I am, I hit her and hope she made it.
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. Rate me!- 1.Crazy, 2.Lovable, 3.Random, 4.Cool, 5.Talkative, 6.Fun, 7.Best Friend, 8.Sassy, 9.Mean, 10.Just can't live without you!
emosewa era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fi Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
the police came to my house earlier & said my dog had chased someone on a bike i said fuck off my dog hasn't got a bike It's definitely time for bed. Dwarf syndrome is setting in. I'm getting sleepy, grumpy and dopey. Goodnight all!
Robin Hood was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad! has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong rate me, (1) smart. (2) amazing (3) you love me (4) you'll never forget me (5) lovable (6) pretty (7) nice (8) kissable (9) all *you can comment or inbox*
Teacher: Spell GAY Me: J-U-S-T-I-N B-I-E-B-E-R Teacher: CORRECT!!"
on holiday in Spain i saw a sign saying english speaking doctor, i thought what a good idea, we should have them in our country ! ;-} What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture.
Why do baby outfits have pockets? you can just imagine your 8month old saying "yep fag's, phone, i pod, keys, ready to go"
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As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3 It's definitely time for bed. Dwarf syndrome is setting in. I'm getting sleepy, grumpy and dopey. Goodnight all!
Cider (Apple), Vodka (Potato), Wine (Grape), Perry (Pear), Archers (Peach), Malibu (coconut). I never realised how much fun your 5 a day could be. There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer.
The day I came into this world, the devil looked up and said "Lord, help us all, she's here." Turning off all the lights before going to sleep and then running like a maniac to your bed so the monster won't get you..
has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake Driving down the road I saw a hitch hiker holding a sign that said 'Heaven'. So the good person I am, I hit her and hope she made it.
That awkward moment when you're sat enjoying cbeebies and u realise the kids ain't anywhere near you is having a completely lazy day so far..and really does not have the intention of making any alterations
I might not have as much money as some people, but every time I look at my daughter I know I am the richest person in the world!
Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears.
wants to say thank you to the people who have walked into my life and made it great but also thank you to those who have walked out of it and made it fantastic! The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil!

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