Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where the hell did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What the hell would I do without them" (: When you walk into a spider web, it's funny how you instantly know Kung-Fu.
When your gut feelings tell you something, LISTEN to it because 9 times out of 10 it's telling you the TRUTH! Don't be someone's toy for amusement!
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boyfriend says to Girlfriend, I'm not saying you're a slag but even the label in your knickers says next.
Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it Raining?" Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk.
rate me, (1) smart. (2) amazing (3) you love me (4) you'll never forget me (5) lovable (6) pretty (7) nice (8) kissable (9) all *you can comment or inbox*
is logging onto goingtobed.cause\/imfucked.andtired.com
No matter how old or young you are, no matter how badass you think you are, you will always answer a toddlers ringing toy phone when they hand it to you.
wants to know why the drug advert says to talk to Frank. Have you seen Shameless, Frank will only make it worse!!!
When I was a kid mum would send me to the shop with a quid and I'd come back with spuds, cheese, bread, milk and a 20p mix up.. .can't do it now they have CCTV!
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when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG! she's thinking! EVERYBODY RUN! Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears.
Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL
Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world... so what do you do? You go and look at your house. why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!!
my cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on. I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means you ) comment and write the most random thing you can think of right now ok. . GO!
why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!! ..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x
Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone.
Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !! Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?
Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears. 's new medicine makes life easy. It's called FUKITOL.

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