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F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"
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F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"
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F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"
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Bought some Sainsbury sausages yesterday,there's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says "prick with fork" ..Cant argue with that! why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!!
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I feel like I'm gonna cough up a lung. Anybody need an extra lung? apparently I don't need mine if it's trying to escape!
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If we aren't ment to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?? Now-a-days 12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile. When I was 12, I felt Cool with my New Gel Pen =D :P
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Don't ever change yourself for someone. If they don't appreciate the way you are, find someone who will. like if you agree \h2665 Have you been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work or tripped on an uneven curb? .. if so...you're a clumsy twat
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can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!
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Next time you go on a roller coaster bring some spare bolts with you & tell the person in front of you, "Dude these came out of your seat!" why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!!
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why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!! Went to Weight Watchers last night. Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor...best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen!
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Like this status If you know someone who is only alive right now because you don't wanna go to jail for murder? >:\/ at 80 I'm gonna be that person in the retirement home that's being chased by her best friend because I stole her teeth :)
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Lets see who actually knows me? 1)First Name? 2)Middle Name (spell it right)? 3)Age? 4)B-day? 5)Eye colour? 6)Nickname? 7)Fave colour? 8)Fave Sport? I always knew i was missing apart of me, I have found that part, It is you, I'm sure of it, Ever since you came into my life, I can't stop thinking about you.
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emosewa era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fi when you walk into a building soaking wet and someone asks you if it is raining then just smile and answer:"No, I took my fish for a walk!"
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There was a safety meeting in work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "Fucking big ones" was the wrong answer. Time flies when your throwing your alarm clock across the room.
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TIP OF THE DAY: never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!
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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain\h2665 What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture.
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The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD If I had to say Yes to every question you ask me today, what would you ask me? (Answer in a comment)
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i really wanna punch Justin Bieber. but I cant hit girls When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!
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