Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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wants to go on dragons den with a shotgun and say "My idea's quite simple. That money in this bag" if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why!
With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Life has knocked me down a few times, I've seen things i never want to see again, But one things for sure, I'll always get back up, i will never stay down. when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG! she's thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :) here's a riot in my biscuit tin. Rocky just hit Penguin with a club, tied her to a Wagon Wheel with a blue ribbon. AND the jammy dodger got away.
decided to burn some calories today so i set a fat kid on fire
F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:) I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means you ) comment and write the most random thing you can think of right now ok. . GO!
is having a completely lazy day so far..and really does not have the intention of making any alterations my mind doesn't just wander, it fucks off completely at times : )
TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!!
- If I win the lottery! Who wants to share it with me? Write your name at the bottom and give me a reason why! The reason "because u love me" Isn't a reason!! HEY..I'M WATCHING GLEE...shut up or I'll throw a slushie in your face!
The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you.
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Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone. wants to say thank you to the people who have walked into my life and made it great but also thank you to those who have walked out of it and made it fantastic!
\h2665\h2665\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022.\h00o8\h00o8\h2665\h00o8 \h00o8.\h2022*\h00n8*\h2022\h266o\h266n Happy Birthday to you \h266n\h266o\h2022*\h00n8* People say the longer someone is gone, the easier it gets. Truth is, the longer they're gone, the more you miss them and the more it hurts :\/ I miss you dad.
Driving down the road I saw a hitch hiker holding a sign that said 'Heaven'. So the good person I am, I hit her and hope she made it. 3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot.
Sometimes when you look at a photo of someone you've lost wouldn't it be lovely if you could just jump in there and give one more hug <3
One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!! Bought some Sainsbury sausages yesterday,there's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says "prick with fork" ..Cant argue with that!
I am having one of those weeks where your middle finger answers every question! emosewa era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fi
People say the longer someone is gone, the easier it gets. Truth is, the longer they're gone, the more you miss them and the more it hurts :\/ I miss you dad. I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants"
Every night I go to sleep wishing you were here to fall asleep beside, And then every morning I wake up wishing I would roll over and see your face! :) Just thought I'd send out a little smile to whoever might need one today :)

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