Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:
Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful !!!!! Am I right ?
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there too, not in a cage, but waving at you
Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone.
have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p Don't drink the green beer! It's leprechaun pee!
Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP
If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~
Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
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When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
Why do baby outfits have pockets? you can just imagine your 8month old saying "yep fag's, phone, i pod, keys, ready to go"
my mind doesn't just wander, it fucks off completely at times : ) NO! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! Stomps feet, slams door... Alright fine! I'll go to work, but just so you know, I'm not happy about it!!!
As we get older, we don't lose friends... we just realise who the real ones are <3 With sunshine on your shoulders, shamrocks at your feet, a rainbow in your pocket and friendship ever sweet, Happy St. Patrick's Day
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake...so i guess I'm a cereal killer now

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