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Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:

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Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

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Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful !!!!! Am I right ?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there too, not in a cage, but waving at you

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Click "like" if you wish heaven had a phone.

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F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"

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Let's make Mondays illegal. All in favour click "like". F.R.I.E.N.D.S- (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nclude you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)tand by you!! Like this if you have a friend like this!:)

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Time flies when your throwing your alarm clock across the room. It doesn't matter how long we've been friends, it matters how much smiles, laughs, and good times we've had in that time.

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Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"?

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Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again? i really wanna punch Justin Bieber. but I cant hit girls

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TIP OF THE DAY: never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!

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Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!

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1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP

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have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p Don't drink the green beer! It's leprechaun pee!

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Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!

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3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot. a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!

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has learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

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Don't ever change yourself for someone. If they don't appreciate the way you are, find someone who will. like if you agree \h2665 Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?

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