Cool Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, pretty much everyone is on the lookout for “cool stuff”, so cool Facebook statuses certainly have plenty of positive uses. If you log in to your account and post cool Facebook statuses round the clock, your Facebook popularity will almost certainly skyrocket. Luckily there is no shortage of cool Facebook statuses for you to choose here!

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Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful! Like If You Agree (:
Disney should make a princess with no hair, so that every little girl in the world who's fighting cancer will know she's beautiful !!!!! Am I right ?
Next time someone rings your home phone test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can I call you back I'm driving" Statistics show that 25% of women are on medication for mental illness. That's bloody scary. It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
have you ever noticed that when you click the favourite button it circles the v in it...go ahead and try it now =p Don't drink the green beer! It's leprechaun pee!
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. Michael Jackson - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Amy Winehouse - Announces tour date, dies shortly after. Can't wait for Justin Bieber's next tour
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP
Nicki Minaj: pink hair.. Katy Perry: blue hair.. Rihanna: red hair & Lady Gaga: green hair..The Power Rangers have officially returned click Like if I've ever made you smile in your life!
Mum, I wish heaven had a phone, so I could hear your voice again. I wish heaven had stairs, so I could come and see you and hug you again. Love you always. Rip.
If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~
I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
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Thinking of you on your Birthday Wishing you were here Remembering you with a mountain of love And an ocean full of tears. why I wear fluffy socks: 2%: comfort 3%: warmth 95%: to slide across the floor like a freaking ninja!!!
I walked into Sainburys today, and the sign inside the entrance said "Try Something New Today" So I turned around and went to ASDA... Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot.
if i was sitting in a jail room what would you think I've done? post Ur comment below please The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day on facebook" The future looks bright doesn't it? :D I know that the world wont end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013 :D!
told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!! XD
One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!! why do i wear fluffy socks? 1% comfort, 1% warmth, 98% the incredible ability to slide across the floor like a ninja on an invisible surf board!!!
1 year has come and gone and the pain still hasn't gone away. I will never forget the laughs we shared, and the memories we made. Love u forever and always. RIP Why do supermarkets always ask you if you want a bag! "No its OK I'll just balance everything on my head its much easier"
says I've just renamed my wifi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02". That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while told TV licence bloke no TV here, well there's an Ariel on the roof, i said well there's a pint of milk on the doorstep don't mean there's a cow in the kitchen

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