Coffee Facebook Statuses

Nowadays, many people depend on a major caffeine hit to get them started in the morning, so coffee Facebook statuses are sure to strike a chord with all your social networking friends. Later in the day, you can use Facebook statuses about coffee to whine about having drunk too much of the stuff. As such, coffee Facebook statuses have a double value.

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Coffee Facebook Statuses
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When you first touched my lips ,I knew it would be a love of a lifetime !
Life begins after the second cup of coffee.
has had coffee, you may now commence with conversation
A day without coffee is like ... no, I can't even think that!
summer's fading fast, time to say goodbye to Summer, now getting ready for cooler weather, chilly mornings, more hot coffee, blankets and snuggles!
Yummmmmmmmmm A hot cup of coffee news on the television and of course FACEBOOK FRIENDS good morning everyone
You know you've had too much caffeine when you don't sweat, you percolate.'s starter fluid.
it's official: I am a coffee slut!
Dear sleep, you were mean last night and didn't show up until late and you left early this morning. Dear Coffee, I hope you can right the wrongs.
Coffee Facebook Statuses
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may not cry over spilled milk, but will choke the shit out of you over spilled coffee!
I think someone spiked my coffee with a shot of stupid this morning..
needs coffee now! Is sad without my coffee! Lol
wonders if dropping M&M's into my coffee will make an acceptable mocha...
The coffee is now loaded in the cup... Will pass the brain-blood barrier in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Houston, we have lift off!
I love coffee. Coffee, coffee, coffee. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Awake, coffee, sunshine and another day off, aahhhhh, life is good! Goooooooooooooooooooddddddddd Mornin' Facebookians! :o)
litreally cant decide whats better in the morning, a cup of fresh hot coffee or sex? I'll take the coffee for ten Alex, before and after the sex!


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