Coffee Facebook Statuses

Nowadays, many people depend on a major caffeine hit to get them started in the morning, so coffee Facebook statuses are sure to strike a chord with all your social networking friends. Later in the day, you can use Facebook statuses about coffee to whine about having drunk too much of the stuff. As such, coffee Facebook statuses have a double value.

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Coffee Facebook Statuses
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Coffee? No, I like to refer to it as "Liquid Sanity"
I don't start working till the coffee does
is in a coffee relationship; but if you bring your own cup I might consider sharing.
Coffee, cream, sugar...drink and repeat
Since coffee comes from beans, I figure my six pots of coffee more than covers my daily recommended amount of vegetables.
likes their sex like they likes their coffee hot strong and on the kitchen table with the snap of their fingers
Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I couldn't do it without you! Love, Me!
Time for bed my Facebook friends, I can no longer play. Can you make sure you turn the lights off and set the coffee pot for the am before you turn in. Thanks!!
wishes there were Starbucks iced coffee trucks instead of ice cream trucks.
OMG...COFFEE!! COFFEE!! COOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE ... i love coffee. What? do not judge me, have a nice day.
Coffee Facebook Statuses
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I love coffee yes I do, Maxwell House and Foldgers too. French roast, Dark roast, Breakfast blend I love coffee to the end.
Monday morning, I arise, like Frankenstein's monster, from the slab, after being jolted back to life: stiff, unreasonable, & fumbling for the coffee pot.
Ooh ooh, that smell...can't ya smell that smell? Yep, that wonderful aroma of coffee hitting the ole nostrils, mmmmm yes, I AM READY FOR IT!
I'll have a cafe mocha vodka Valium latte
today's mood is brought to you by Folgers =)
is drinking all their coffee because they knows there are tired people in less fortunate countries.
Just because I had my morning cup of coffee doesn't mean I'm fully functional. Ask me again around noon.
peace, love, and coffee.


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