Coffee Facebook Statuses

Nowadays, many people depend on a major caffeine hit to get them started in the morning, so coffee Facebook statuses are sure to strike a chord with all your social networking friends. Later in the day, you can use Facebook statuses about coffee to whine about having drunk too much of the stuff. As such, coffee Facebook statuses have a double value.

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I am not addicted to coffee. Yes I drink a lot, it is half of my calorie intake and is necessary to stabilize my mood swings. But I am NOT addicted.
likes their sex like they likes their coffee hot strong and on the kitchen table with the snap of their fingers
I don't start working till the coffee does
is not responsible for actions before consumption of coffee approach with caution.
This is my cup of coffee. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without me, my coffee is useless. Without my coffee, I am useless.
Since coffee comes from beans, I figure my six pots of coffee more than covers my daily recommended amount of vegetables.
Coffee good : ) Monday bad : (
Coffee is an amazing drink. It keeps my blood pumping, and everybody else's from making a mess on the floor!
Coffee? No, I like to refer to it as "Liquid Sanity"
peace, love, and coffee.
COFFEE: Liquid life support!
Caffeine puts the Zippity in my Doodah!
Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I couldn't do it without you! Love, Me!
Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I couldn't do it without you! Love, Me!
is in a coffee relationship; but if you bring your own cup I might consider sharing.
Coffee, cream, sugar...drink and repeat
Life begins after the second cup of coffee.
WARNING: Touching my coffee may result in loss of extremities, outbursts of obscenities, and other severe injuries.

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