Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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is thinking the greatest gift at Christmas is spending time with loved ones... Priceless.
Every year, grandma gets run over by a reindeer. I wonder if this year, if I left some extra cookies, if Santa would aim for my ex instead?
Random fact: It takes 10 million snow flakes to make a snow man.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Sang it last week, happened this week, and will be gone next week.
wow does it ever suck to find out that my baby's daddy is a bigger douche than even I thought! 'I'm taking their for Xmas but you can be Santa' WTF is that!?
Santa Baby, Forgot to mention one little thing... A diet, & I don't mean for me. Santa fat ass, Don't burn clog up the chimney tonight.
Dear Santa, All I want is a little help with cleaning the house..can't you spare a couple of elves?
Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.
scroll down to see Santa's dick
What the fuck they's doing round my house, I don't know.
May the Christmas season
well Christmas is almost here, so Santa I'm just gonna come right out and say it - I have been naughty but I'm very good at it, so umm does that count? ;)
Never grew out of Christmas.what do you mean Santa does not exist?
Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.
Dear Santa, They made me do it. I swear.
loves driving in the snow...looking longingly at your destination as you gracefully slide past it!!
I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list? ;)


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