Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Christmas Facebook Statuses
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i am going to pin mistletoe to my ass so everyone gets the idea without words ~ mamawjojo
...all I want for Christmas is a MEGAPHONE, so I can scream at these idiots I have to share the road with, without having to strain my voice anymore.
Mary wrapped the first Christmas present! (think about that one.)
Good Morning fellow facebookers, it is Christmas eve eve and there is much to be done. So I thought I would take the time to say Merry Christmas to everyone !
Wow Christmas shopping is pretty much done. All I have left is to just sit here and mourn the death of my bank account
Warning: Christmas is WAYYY closer then it appears!!!
It's something that you cannot buy.
Well it's Christmas and your not here but when I am still I feel you near.
~a Christmas prayer~ Jesus, thanks for being born and dying on the cross for the sins of the world. May we never forget the reason for the season!!!
1 day of coal, 364 days of fun...I'll take my chances ...anyone care to join me?
Christmas Facebook Statuses
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just learned that only female reindeer keep their antlers (TRUE)! So THAT explains how Santa gets everything done in one night and never gets lost!
And a cellar full of beer!
Who ever said "it's the thought that counts" was full of crap. No man has ever said "Honey, I got you a thought for Christmas" and lived to tell about it!
Jingle bells batman smells Santa smoking grass take your merry Christmas tree and shove it up your ass:D
No, I didn't slip, I was attacking the ice with my awesome karate skills
is wondering 'is it to early to buy Easter eggs?'
I'm gonna get me some mistletoe & put in my back pocket this X-mas. ..Because, I can. Do you think anyone would kiss my ass?
2nd friend Oh yeah! goin to woop some ass


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