Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Christmas Facebook Statuses
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Why do people say Xmas instead of Christmas?
Christmas when you're a child is spectacular.Christmas when you're a parent is awesome. Christmas when you're a Grandparent? No comparison,absolutely Priceless!
wishes you and your family a safe, healthy, happy and fantastic holiday season. May you be blessed with many beautiful memories.
The Christmas inside looks delightful but my bank account looks frightful, what happened to all my cash? i dunno i dunno i dunno!
Christmas as a child - Magical!! Christmas as an adult - Fun!! Christmas watching your child smile for days on end - Priceless!! Merry Christmas to all <3
Dear Santa, Don't listen to any of my Facebook friends. I have been a perfect angel, I swear.
if you were Santa Claus, what would you leave under the tree for me?
Santa's no really u idiot and why exactly would u want to see Santa's dick
Dear Santa, Please define "nice" so we get get some stuff cleared up...
Christmas Facebook Statuses
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... four stages of life - You believe in Santa Claus. You don't believe in Santa Claus. You are Santa Claus. You look like Santa Claus.
When we all wished for snow, we meant just enough for a snowball fight or to build a snowman.
Don't piss me off...I'll give your number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hot line!
Boy: Not you! Santa!(Points 2 man)
No wait... I drank it!!
Christmas. The magical time of year where you can scream "hoe hoe hoe" at slutty strangers & claim you were "being festive." Take advantage.
The best present was found in a manger wrapped in swaddling clothes & topped w/ a bright shiny star. Thank you, God for giving us this perfect gift - Jesus!


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