Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Who thinks SANTA is real i think people are stupid cause they is not real they is FAKE people think it is your mom it's not
DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER, BLITZEN, & RUDOLPH, let's GOOOOO, we have roads and streets to clear. The Council have got it wrong again!
Thank you God for giving us your son. JESUS truly is the reason for the season!
Please don't drink and drive, It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a Car, and one nut to F@@k up and scatter them all !!
Thank you to all the men and women who are serving our country and are giving up their Christmas with their families so I can be with mine. God Bless you all!
Dear God, Please open your gates for just one day so I can come up & wish my Dad a Merry Christmas & a big hug, love you lots Dad, Miss you so much, xxxxxx
Santa, all I want for Christmas is for my loved ones to be happy and healthy and to let them all know they all have a very special place in my heart xxx
Say this out loud really fast: ICE BANK MICE ELF! it's really funny
Santa wants to know if you have been naughty or nice this year and if you were naughty did you tape it?
Dammit frosty shit on the lawn again
is wondering... if you ask Santa for a stripper pole for Christmas, does that put you on the Nice list or the Naughty one?
Now that Christmas has come, it's time to be naughty again =)
Got my girlfriend slippers and a dildo this year. That way if they doesn't like the slippers, they can go fuck themself.
Waiting for Smirnoff to release their adult advent calender. A miniature bottle behind every door each day until crimbo. Why should the kids have all the fun xx
Sending sprinkles of Christmas spirit to all my Facebook friends.
life is a piece of shit and whats the point of it if u don't like it so say goodbye
wonders why the big guy in the funny red suit gets all the credit, when I do all the shopping, all the wrapping and pay for everything!!!!


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