Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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is thinking the greatest gift at Christmas is spending time with loved ones... Priceless.
The Christmas atmosphere inside looks delightful but my bank account looks frightful, what happened to all my cash? i dunno i dunno i dunno!
Never grew out of Christmas.what do you mean Santa does not exist?
If you wake up Christmas morning with a funny taste in your mouth remember Santa only comes once a year
wow does it ever suck to find out that my baby's daddy is a bigger douche than even I thought! 'I'm taking their for Xmas but you can be Santa' WTF is that!?
Every year, grandma gets run over by a reindeer. I wonder if this year, if I left some extra cookies, if Santa would aim for my ex instead?
Dear Santa, All I want is a little help with cleaning the house..can't you spare a couple of elves?
your so dumb that u went to the hospital and told them you have a crack in your ass
wants a money tree for Christmas!!
x-mas stands for x-kiss m-my a-ass s-Santa x kiss my ass Santa :)
don't get your bells in a jingle!
I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list? ;)
If YOU were granted ONE gift this Christmas, What would you ask for?
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Sang it last week, happened this week, and will be gone next week.
"Twas the night before Christmas"(:
loves driving in the snow...looking longingly at your destination as you gracefully slide past it!!
Christmas is coming and my ass it getting fat, i hate fucking Christmas and Santa is a idiot, and you can consider this as your Christmas card!!!


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