Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Christmas Facebook Statuses
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I just went to the front door,looked out and its "snow white" outside,so i told their to fuck off,lol!
It's supposed to be the season of goodwill .. But d'ya know what .. I'm fucked off with giving and never receiving !!
Feels like decking something, and it's not the halls !!!
This Christmas Season we remember and honour those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are.
All I want for Christmas is to have everyone in my life be healthy, feel loved, and -especially- to know the reason for the season! Love and hugs to all!
I tried mailing you something sexy for Christmas, but the postman ripped the stamp of my ass and pulled me outta the mailbox:)
My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you as well: peace of mind, health of body, strength of spirit.
Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, stuck their butt in Pizza Hut and blew the place away, HEY! :O Just getting into the x-mas spirit. Don't mind me.
Christmas Facebook Statuses
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Happy Holidays to all my friends and family. May the peace of God be with you and give you joy this holiday season. Remember Jesus is the reason for the season!
If I had one wish this X-mas, it would be for all of our American soldiers to come home for Christmas!! God Bless our Soldiers and Happy Holidays!!!
wife says to hubby whats that white stuff falling outside
Dear Santa - Unless you have DNA evidence, it never happened.
May Your "Christ"mas be full of joy and cheer
has been gift card laundering, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for re-gifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation.
Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It is not about gifts, but rather the love for your family and friends, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
I'm going to rap batteries for Christmas and put a note saying "TOY NOT INCLUDED"


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