Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Christmas Facebook Statuses
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is wondering 'is it to early to buy Easter eggs?'
Whoever said that your slower then Christmas was an idiot, Every year it gets faster and faster!
Since I'm too lazy to send messages to each friend, just want to say "Hope you all have a really great Christmas. Good heath and be happy."
"Dear Santa, I know you're real busy- so can you just give me your credit card and I'll take care of Christmas myself?" "Just trying to help out!"
you know Christmas is nearing when you start being sentimental and very emotional thinking of the loved ones you have lost, mom i miss you so much RIP.
I wish this wish list every year for Christmas.
is sooo sick of everyone saying 'Happy Holidays', for fear they might offend someone. So, I'll say it straight up - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
is sweet but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
scroll down to see Santa's dick
well Christmas is almost here, so Santa I'm just gonna come right out and say it - I have been naughty but I'm very good at it, so umm does that count? ;)
Christmas Facebook Statuses
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x-mas stands for x-kiss m-my a-ass s-Santa x kiss my ass Santa :)
Dear Santa, Yes I know Ive been a bitch, but I'm working on it!
SHIT! now I have to be good for an other 365 more days! that stinks!!
dear Santa...define "bad".
Sending lots of love this Christmas x x x
Okay, I have got to make this XMAS shopping fun...Let's see, a gift for someone, one or two for me, a gift for someone, two or three for me. Now, it's fun!
has mistletoe hanging from their back pocket, please form an orderly queue to kiss my ass!
May your Christmas sparkle more than the Cullen's.


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