Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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What to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. Then I put down my beer, handed over my car keys and walked home.
is sooo sick of everyone saying 'Happy Holidays', for fear they might offend someone. So, I'll say it straight up - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
About the naughty list. I tried to be good but I got bored.
Dear Santa, I have given my wish-list a lot of thought this year. I decided I want a taser gun for Christmas. It seems like it would be really fun to play with!
x-mas stands for x-kiss m-my a-ass s-Santa x kiss my ass Santa :)
some weird fat man with a white beard wearing red clothes just shoved me into a big red sock... OK people, which one of you asked to get me for Christmas??
dear Santa...define "bad".
Dear Santa, I already have everything I can dream of this year; Family, good friends, and love. Please take care of those who need you. Thank You!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
scroll down to see Santa's dick
is sweet but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list? ;]
Dear Santa, Yes I know Ive been a bitch, but I'm working on it!
OH! The weather outside is frightful! The snow is sure unsightful! In case you didn't know.. I hate the snow, I hate the snow, I HATE THE SNOW!!
SHIT! now I have to be good for an other 365 more days! that stinks!!
Snow - the only time when 2-3 inches is plenty ;)
well Christmas is almost here, so Santa I'm just gonna come right out and say it - I have been naughty but I'm very good at it, so umm does that count? ;)
Now that Christmas has come, it's time to be naughty again =)

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