Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Christmas Facebook Statuses
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Starting a campaign to do Xmas 2 weeks after everyone else... That way I can actually get to the shops, things are cheaper, not so many fuck wits in my way
Luke 2:11 For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. Thank You God for sending your Son! Merry Christmas!
Wants to wish everybody a very merry Christmas x Hope everybody has a great time + smiles ! ;)
Joy to the world the Lord is come amen and amen!
I'm going to rap batteries for Christmas and put a note saying "TOY NOT INCLUDED"
Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It is not about gifts, but rather the love for your family and friends, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
has been gift card laundering, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for re-gifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation.
May Your "Christ"mas be full of joy and cheer
Dear Santa - Unless you have DNA evidence, it never happened.
wife says to hubby whats that white stuff falling outside
Christmas Facebook Statuses
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If I had one wish this X-mas, it would be for all of our American soldiers to come home for Christmas!! God Bless our Soldiers and Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays to all my friends and family. May the peace of God be with you and give you joy this holiday season. Remember Jesus is the reason for the season!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, stuck their butt in Pizza Hut and blew the place away, HEY! :O Just getting into the x-mas spirit. Don't mind me.
Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours!
My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you as well: peace of mind, health of body, strength of spirit.
I tried mailing you something sexy for Christmas, but the postman ripped the stamp of my ass and pulled me outta the mailbox:)
All I want for Christmas is to have everyone in my life be healthy, feel loved, and -especially- to know the reason for the season! Love and hugs to all!


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