Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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Christmas Facebook Statuses
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Well the fat man's been and gone, roll on the Easter bunny. Warmer weather and loads of Chocolate . That's a winner on both counts
Why can't peace, love, and goodwill happen every day instead of just at Christmas :( ?
I wish my family and friends sugar and spice and all things nice this Christmas and that all the bitches tread on black ice lol
would like to tell everyone that Jesus is the reason for the season, therefore it is called CHRISTmas!!
is the season to be farting falalalalalala hold my hand because I am flying fa la la la la la la la and Santa is so fantastic fa la la la la la
Paddy invites Murphy to "Have some Xmas Pud!" Murphy asks "Where's me fork 'n' spoon?" Paddy says "Under your fork 'n' nose! Open yer bloody eyes!"
What happens when u light a fire on Christmas eve?
Tis the season to spend money fa la la la la la la la la, I'm really broke and it's not funny fa la la la la la la la la.
is sending you all a HUG this Christmas, as it's the perfect Christmas gift for you ALL. Have a very merry Christmas ! <3
So does Santa naughty/good list run from DEC 25 to DEC 25...or do we get a couple days off and start over Jan 1st???
Christmas Facebook Statuses
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Love is what is in the room with you at Christmas.. if only you stop opening presents and listen
Underneath the Christmas tree
i really am trying to get in the Christmas spirit, if i can get the stupid bottle open lol
~ the sparkle in a child's eye, shines brighter than any Christmas light... and that's when you realize, that that's what it's all about <3
Sent Santa a letter saying I wanted a nice, caring, intelligent, loving man for Christmas, just got a letter back saying "I'm Santa not a bloody miracle worker"
<[:{D> HOHOHO! Merry Christmas Everybody!
i wish you peace, love and health, blah blah blah. f*ck that sh*t!!
I wish you Peace, Love & Health, Blah Blah Blah.. I wish you lots of Sex, Alcohol, Orgasms & hope you win the lottery! Merry Christmas (: xx


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