Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas is generally such a happy time of year that spreading the joy around with some timely Christmas Facebook statuses is sure to go down well. It is almost certain that friends and family will respond favorably to Facebook statuses about Christmas, pushing the “like” button freely and frequently. This is why Christmas Facebook statuses become such a high priority during the Holiday season.

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I'm going to rap batteries for Christmas and put a note saying "TOY NOT INCLUDED"
Everyone who has someone special up there in heaven knows how it feels to be missing someone, so Merry Christmas to all the wonderful people up there! <3 xxx
Wow Christmas shopping is pretty much done. All I have left is to just sit here and mourn the death of my bank account
Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.
.......why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!
I put in an URGENT REQUEST to Santa last night for a mirror so you can locate that STICK that's UP YOUR ASS and REMOVE IT!!
is thinking. If I had to make a live nativity scene with the cast of my friends. I would be in trouble! Who would be the Virgin Mary,3 Wise Men and the Angel?
is wondering 'is it to early to buy Easter eggs?'
The true meaning of Christmas was never found under a tree, but was nailed to it.
it's too bad you can't gift-wrap common sense...
Whoever said that your slower then Christmas was an idiot, Every year it gets faster and faster!
Merry Christmas to all my family and friends..I love all of you, and wish you the very best of everything...Peace and goodwill to you.
Warning: Christmas is WAYYY closer then it appears!!!
Christmas is when you get the whole dysfunctional family under the one roof
Merry Christmas Eve! If a man comes in the night and tries to put you in a bag , DO NOT BE ALARMED! I asked Santa for good friends this year... You're it!
To all the absent fathers this wankers have no idea what your missing out on!!
The original Christmas story couldn't happen in this day and age...I mean, where on earth could you find three wise men?!!
I'm gonna get me some mistletoe & put in my back pocket this X-mas. ..Because, I can. Do you think anyone would kiss my ass?


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