Not only is chocolate one of the yummiest things going, but posting Facebook statuses about chocolate is a guaranteed attention grabber. Chocolate Facebook statuses are not exactly original but, since chocoholics are so numerous, mentioning this sugary treat is sure to get a reaction of some sort, so you should certainly consider using chocolate Facebook statuses at least now and then.

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Chocolate Facebook Statuses
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is going on a chocolate strike for a whole year
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens
I've been reading about the ill effects of chocolate and alcohol so I have decided to give up reading
Is in one of those moods where even chocolate doesn't make me feel better
is my chocolate poem: i wish there was a chocolate land where everything was chocolate, add on to my chocolate poem underneath.
Houston we have a problem...I'M ALL OUT OF CHOCOLATE!!! =)
chocolate, the only answer to everything
2 when shes pregnant
"I wanna get chocolate wasted!" -Grown Ups.
is on the 12-step Chocoholics Program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Chocolate Facebook Statuses
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just learned the scientific name for chocolate is Theobroma, meaning "food of the gods"? How appropriate...
life it's like chocolate sometimes you gotta deal with nuts
There are three things every girl wants, Love, Sleep and CHOCOLATE! : )
u hurt my friends ill hurt u , mess up my relationship ill mess up your face but u so even dare to come between me n my chocolate i will KILL U
or whether life seems crappy..
is currently subscribing to the theory that chocolate makes almost everything better! It's not really working, but I am making a darn good effort to test it out
When life gives you lemons, throw em back and scream "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS, I ASKED FOR CHOCOLATE!!"
says if there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING !

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