Chocolate Facebook Statuses

Not only is chocolate one of the yummiest things going, but posting Facebook statuses about chocolate is a guaranteed attention grabber. Chocolate Facebook statuses are not exactly original but, since chocoholics are so numerous, mentioning this sugary treat is sure to get a reaction of some sort, so you should certainly consider using chocolate Facebook statuses at least now and then.

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Chocolate Facebook Statuses
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is struggling to remove the word chocolate from their voCadbury :-)
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "Don't worry, I don't eat paper."
definition of pointless = chocolate in resealable bags!
This is definitely a moment that requires chocolate.
always thought that a bag of Hershey kisses was a single serving Who knew.
Don't make any sudden movements. Just put the Chocolate down and step away. No one will get hurt and I get the CHOCOLATE!!
A dog may be a man's best friend. A girl's best friend is always chocolate.
was in a shop 2day and saw a chocolate that said 50% extra free,so i ate half and put the rest back on the shelf,WHAT???? it did say it was free!..... :-0
When life throws you lemons... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LEMONS!? Why can't it be chocolate or something...
I like chocolate because it gives me orgasms :)
Chocolate Facebook Statuses
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is looking for the chocolate fairy.. anyone seen it??
Hello I am an addict. I require coffee and chocolate to sustain my sanity while I navigate the bumpy roads of life. ACCEPT IT OR GET OVER IT!
is giving life back its stupid lemons and demanding chocolate!
When Life gives you strawberries,put chocolate on them! :P
feels like butterflies sex and chocolate lol somebody plz explain ?
1,2 skip a few 99,100 finished my exercises for the day now where is that chocolate u promised? :P
I need a new years resolution...any ideas??? and NO I am NOT going to give up CHOCOLATE!! <3
Chocolate isn't a vegetable?


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