Chocolate Facebook Statuses

Not only is chocolate one of the yummiest things going, but posting Facebook statuses about chocolate is a guaranteed attention grabber. Chocolate Facebook statuses are not exactly original but, since chocoholics are so numerous, mentioning this sugary treat is sure to get a reaction of some sort, so you should certainly consider using chocolate Facebook statuses at least now and then.

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Chocolate Facebook Statuses
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live every moment like it's your last chance to eat chocolate
This is definitely a moment that requires chocolate.
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head lol :)
Chocolate is chocolate to some people. To me it is my pride and joy. So buzz off about it!
thinks a pan of double fudge brownies can improve most situations
says that since chocolate comes from beans, chocolate is technically a vegetable and therefore is healthy for you since vegetables are very healthy
FUCK love at least you still got chocolate
is multi-tasking again, Vodka, Chocolate and Facebook all at the same time, Can life get any better
wonders what kind of chocolate- bar their friends think they is and why?! *comment* below!!!
Chocolate Facebook Statuses
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WARNING! WARNING! chocolate causes clothes 2 shrink!!
I suffer from "chocophobia" .. a totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.
is gonna stuff a big ass bar of chocolate and i ain't sharing
is struggling to remove the word chocolate from their voCadbury :-)
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "Don't worry, I don't eat paper."
definition of pointless = chocolate in resealable bags!
always thought that a bag of Hershey kisses was a single serving Who knew.
Don't make any sudden movements. Just put the Chocolate down and step away. No one will get hurt and I get the CHOCOLATE!!


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