Bored Facebook Statuses

When you are feeling bored and irritable, posting something on Facebook could kick start a change of mood. Why not try bored facebook statuses? The trick is to get a response from friends and family, so just saying you are bored is not enough in most cases. Effective bored facebook statuses must engage the reader, and our facebook statuses about being bored are designed to get a reaction.

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People always say to expect the unexpected. So if u expect the unexpected then the unexpected becomes the expected. So really your just expecting the expected.
thinks it's a good thing people don't die from boredom. I'd been dead hours ago.
Give me a B! B! Give me a O! O! Give me a R R! Give me a E! E! Give me a D! D! What does it spell I'M SO F**KIN B.O.R.E.D!
I'm SO bored!!! I might go lay out in the road and see how long it takes to get run over.
has got no plans for this Weekend, they is FREE.
is home alone and totally bored
bored as a stripper without high heels and pole
My day has been about as exciting as watching a battery charge !!
why do we go on Facebook when we get bored, log off cause its boring, then log back on cause its even more boring!!! lol
your name is squishy! you shall be mine! you shall be my squishy! NO! BAD SQUISHY BAD!!!
boredom + computer = Facebook addiction
is so bored they feels like borrowing their neighbors ford and sitting on the side of the highway with a hairdryer to see how many people slow down
Is bored.. Suggestions below please..
hello world of face book,i am bored, facebookers please tell me some random shit to do because I AM BORED SHIT LESS. thank you for your time.
is doing nothing...and enjoying every minute of it!
wants to write a story. Anyone can add a line or two, if you like. OK, here goes..Once upon a time..
knows they's bored when they has thoughts of what the cat would look like shaved !!
is as bored as a Nun on National sex day!


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